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Re: Video Game Weapon Hall of Fame
« Reply #15 on: January 22, 2014, 12:03:34 AM »
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The Concrete Donkey from the Worms series is pretty epic, as is the Holy Hand Grenade (of Antioch!).

Oh god, I fuckin loved the holy hand granade. It was my favorite weapon of mass destruction in worms. And the Monthy Python reference only made it better.
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Re: Video Game Weapon Hall of Fame
« Reply #16 on: January 22, 2014, 11:39:29 AM »
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Re: Video Game Weapon Hall of Fame
« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2014, 02:46:49 PM »
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Would a Metal Slug Super Vehicle qualify as a weapon? I mean the thing DOES need a pilot.

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« Reply #18 on: January 22, 2014, 05:38:54 PM »
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Aaaaaaaand there's the Dildobat. Waiting for it, lol.

LOL! Nice one Neo  ;D
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Re: Video Game Weapon Hall of Fame
« Reply #19 on: January 22, 2014, 11:06:22 PM »
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If we're going there with the WTF weapons, gotta mention the Sexy Beam from Silent Hill 3. Obviously not for the beam itself but for the sailor-moon like transformation that is required to use it.

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Sexy beam shoota!  ;D
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« Reply #20 on: January 22, 2014, 11:12:56 PM »
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If we're going there with the WTF weapons, gotta mention the Sexy Beam from Silent Hill 3. Obviously not for the beam itself but for the sailor-moon like transformation that is required to use it.

They stuck something like that in a horror-themed game??

Here's a WTF weapon that'll make you bust a gut!

Red Faction: Armageddon - Beast weapon (My little Pony ;-)

I nominate this as the WTF weapon of all.
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« Reply #21 on: January 23, 2014, 12:42:13 PM »
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They stuck something like that in a horror-themed game??

Obviously it's a secret costume that can only be acquired after completing the game. But the funny part about it all is that it's the only game in the series where you can find additional costumes for your player character (and it probably has to do not incidentally with the fact it's the only game with a female player character).

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Here's a WTF weapon that'll make you bust a gut!
I nominate this as the WTF weapon of all.
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Re: Video Game Weapon Hall of Fame
« Reply #22 on: January 23, 2014, 02:28:53 PM »
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Well, technically the Heather/Sexy Beam and the Princess Heart costume aren't entirely mutually exclusive, but...yeah.

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LOL! Nice one Neo  ;D

Neo? What?


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« Reply #23 on: January 23, 2014, 05:24:56 PM »
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Neo? What?

As in Neobelmont  ;)
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Re: Video Game Weapon Hall of Fame
« Reply #24 on: January 23, 2014, 07:24:27 PM »
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name a situation you could be in any situation literally any situation where the odds are against you or anything where a lightsaber WOULDN'T come in handy it's just the most efficient tool anyone can have sure you can name giant guns that can tear holes in the fabric of space & time but the negatives far outweigh the positives in weapons such as those such as weight of said weapon reload time X brought up a Proton Pack but prolonged use would destroy your back and wear you out especially if you're out of shape whereas if you were surrounded by vicious animals and men in heavy armor but all you had was a lightsaber well do i even have to say who would win

if terra had a lightsaber then the entire conflict of FF6 will be over in no time if you yes you X Dracula9 VladCT MooningFreddy Munchy NeoBelmont no exceptions were transported anytime in the past be it the Crusades or World War 2 and all you had was a lightsaber then you would literally csingle handedly conquer the world prove me wrong
just admit that the lightsaber is by far the best weapon anyone could ever have

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Re: Video Game Weapon Hall of Fame
« Reply #25 on: January 23, 2014, 07:49:28 PM »
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ZX-Saber > Z-Saber > Lightsaber

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« Reply #26 on: January 23, 2014, 07:55:21 PM »
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« Reply #27 on: January 23, 2014, 08:00:18 PM »
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Who's to say that a lightsaber alone can protect yourself from a Persian arrow barrage? Can't block 'em all. lol
It is precisely because it never cared, that people do care.  It's something which it's lacking, because that which it has, it has lackluster of.
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Re: Video Game Weapon Hall of Fame
« Reply #28 on: January 23, 2014, 08:31:34 PM »
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Who's to say that a lightsaber alone can protect yourself from a Persian arrow barrage? Can't block 'em all. lol

But you could get i-frames if you grabbed someone and did a German suplex on them during a hail.

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Re: Video Game Weapon Hall of Fame
« Reply #29 on: January 23, 2014, 09:13:16 PM »
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There's always that one cheap shot you never see coming. lol
And German Suplex? Psh, Argentine Backbreaker's where it's at. :P
It is precisely because it never cared, that people do care.  It's something which it's lacking, because that which it has, it has lackluster of.
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