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Re: Advice
« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2015, 05:17:35 PM »
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I will put it simply to you. I wish I or someone else had thought of this years ago.


Talk to her when you are in a more relaxed happy jovial mood.


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Re: Advice
« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2015, 03:03:11 PM »
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Walk up to her and tell her you're going to put your balls in her nose.
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Re: Advice
« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2015, 09:48:05 AM »
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Walk up to her and tell her you're going to put your balls in her nose.

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