I have some, mostly from my trip to Hollywood last summer (to see one of the greatest metal bands ever):

Enjoying the miracle of the 40oz, poolside at the hotel.

Being a good listener. I'm here to help.

Eating at the Pig & Whistle, trying to strike a smarmy pose...and failing.

The "Awwwwwwww..." pose with my girlfriend. Not sure why I'm sticking my tongue out.

I want you...to not laugh at my flowery picture on the back wall.

Yeah. We're kinda weird.