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The Adults Only Thread (disclaimer inside)
« on: June 11, 2016, 09:49:36 PM »
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Some ground rules for this thread: given the nature of this forum, and given that Jorge and the mods are horrible prudes who don't like awesome things like boobie pics reasonable individuals with well thought out rules and guidelines to keep this forum a relatively public-viewing safe environment, please be tasteful with any linked pics and make sure that naughty bits are covered, keep your descriptions decent or spoiler-tagged, and generally don't do things that would get you banned. Furthermore, just assume that any and all links posted here probably contain material you don't want either your boss or a ten year old to see, and so take care how and where you choose to click on them.

With that out of the way, I am kind of curious to see what sort of heavily airquoted "adult" stuff the over 18's have on this forum (or whatever the legal age of adulthood is where you live). Talk honestly about adultish topics here, and let your metaphorical hair down a bit.

I myself have been a longtime fan of fetish and glam model Bianca Beauchamp and recently bought a VIP subscription at her website to keep on supporting her career (my days of freeloading on torrent sites are done) and recently noted that while she doesn't pass herself off as much of a cosplayer, I'd love to see her do Castlevania after seeing the AMAZINGLY HOT Vampirella cosplay she did in 2014.

Preview image from that photo-shoot safely ensconced within the following spoiler tag.
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Seeing her do the Symphony of the Night Succubus (with her frequently firebrand red hair and curvy figure, who else would Bianca cosplay?!) would tick so many boxes for me.
Having a fellow model be Maria Renard in that shoot would probably tick some of Super Waffle's boxes too.

And besides, it's not like naughty cosplay isn't a thing guys.
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Re: The Adults Only Thread (disclaimer inside)
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2016, 07:26:25 AM »
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Given her bust, waist and that Amazonian transition between abs>p***y>thighs (the diamond shape) I could see her doing Nell from Bleach and maybe Matsumoto.

Given her natural look I'd also say Rogue from the Uncanny Xmen, like she was in the 90's cartoon.
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Re: The Adults Only Thread (disclaimer inside)
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2016, 10:08:38 AM »
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She does make a good Jessica Rabbit with those curves.
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Re: The Adults Only Thread (disclaimer inside)
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2016, 02:12:34 PM »
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I already know this thread is heading to Locked territory because the nudie bits will become more and more exposed until there are nothing but 16x16px smilies covering them up.
This has happened before.
You know it's Summer in the USA when these threads start to pop up.

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Re: The Adults Only Thread (disclaimer inside)
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2016, 03:00:12 PM »
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As there is no age control on this thread, I could see it going downhill very fast. You all know I'm not an adult, but I obviously don't mind adult topics and discussion.
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Re: The Adults Only Thread (disclaimer inside)
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2016, 05:47:08 PM »
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Re: The Adults Only Thread (disclaimer inside)
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2016, 12:30:40 AM »
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Here's my little story for you guys. Hope it's not too colorful.

So I finally found a new girl. She's a cute chubby little readhead. At the beginning I had doubts, wasn't sure she's my type.
Because she's short and chubby, and I usually prefer tall girls. But she has beautiful eyes and she's really cute and pretty.
Anyway, first time we got to bed, I couldn't satisfy her. She said that it's okay, that's it's difficult for her because she's shy and none of her exes managed to satisfy her either. This made me a little worried. But I set myself to try harder.

The second time, I worked really hard with her, and managed. She moaned like crazy to the point that I even found it a little embarrasing. In the end, she was really happy and grateful. I don't remember feeling so manly before. Thinking about it, I believe it's actually good that she isn't really my type, and I don't find her "super-hot"; because I'm not overexcited with her, I'm quite calm and that improves my performance.
She's so chill and sweet. Lovely little redhead. Very different from my ex, in all the good ways. Maybe I'm slowly falling for her.
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Re: The Adults Only Thread (disclaimer inside)
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2016, 01:29:03 AM »
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Here's my little story for you guys. Hope it's not too colorful.

So I finally found a new girl. She's a cute chubby little readhead. At the beginning I had doubts, wasn't sure she's my type.
Because she's short and chubby, and I usually prefer tall girls. But she has beautiful eyes and she's really cute and pretty.
Anyway, first time we got to bed, I couldn't satisfy her. She said that it's okay, that's it's difficult for her because she's shy and none of her exes managed to satisfy her either. This made me a little worried. But I set myself to try harder.

The second time, I worked really hard with her, and managed. She moaned like crazy to the point that I even found it a little embarrasing. In the end, she was really happy and grateful. I don't remember feeling so manly before. Thinking about it, I believe it's actually good that she isn't really my type, and I don't find her "super-hot"; because I'm not overexcited with her, I'm quite calm and that improves my performance.
She's so chill and sweet. Lovely little redhead. Very different from my ex, in all the good ways. Maybe I'm slowly falling for her.

That was... a little more detail than I had in mind.

Okay a lot more.

I'm currently watching Barbarella as I've never seen it and I am totally digging that her (pink!) ship's interior is made entirely of shag carpet. Also, the entire opening credits is a stripshow. THis has not gone unappreciated. Seriously guys, Jane Fonda was hot as hell back in the day.

Also Jorge, I totally feel your concern. I'm just kind of hoping this thread makes it four weeks without getting that far.
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Re: The Adults Only Thread (disclaimer inside)
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2016, 03:06:15 AM »
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Well, I'm just glad I know who Bianca Beauchamp is now. I saw pics of her on another site, but those ones were pretty much a great-looking woman in a kinda "meh" photo shoot. But now...!!!!
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Re: The Adults Only Thread (disclaimer inside)
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2016, 04:45:36 AM »
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Well, I'm just glad I know who Bianca Beauchamp is now. I saw pics of her on another site, but those ones were pretty much a great-looking woman in a kinda "meh" photo shoot. But now...!!!!

As a dyed in the wool fan, it is one of my many responsibilities to spread the Good News of Bianca Beauchamp to as many as possible. ;D
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Re: The Adults Only Thread (disclaimer inside)
« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2016, 09:31:12 AM »
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I SHALL NAME IT MANDINGO

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UNSHAVEN PUSSY

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Re: The Adults Only Thread (disclaimer inside)
« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2016, 09:19:19 PM »
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"Adult" huh? So how do you guys like your coffee, black or with some cream and sugar? I usually take it black if it's Folgers brand but just about anything else eats my stomach up, unless I load it down with lots of cream, sometimes even then. Coffee is more a tool for waking up/staying awake though in my opinion. For a relaxing sip I prefer tea. Don't think you can really appreciate the bitterness inherent in either drink before your tastes mature a little with age though.

Speaking of beverages you can only appreciate with age, what are your favorite alcoholic drinks? Don't drink much myself, though there's nothing like a refreshing ice cold beer on a hot summer day. I remember enjoying Mickey's Malt Liquor years ago but I'd have to try it again before I could recommend it. Bourbon is ok but not really for me since it doesn't refresh you, just gets you drunk and is like drinking smokey (and sour, depending on the brand) mouthwash.
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Re: The Adults Only Thread (disclaimer inside)
« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2016, 10:22:07 PM »
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I take my coffee black--add literally anything and I can't drink it. All the super-sweet caramel-chocolate-loaded whipped-cream topped things that somehow still pass as "coffee" are for the weak, dammit! But then again, I tend to go the extra mile and stick to imported blends (generally I prefer Costa Rican, Cuban, Nicaraguan, Peruvian, Kenyan, Rwandan, and Ecuadorian blends, to name a few)--ideally fair-trade if I can get my hands on it, though this isn't often the case. Blue Mountain is a pretty damn fine blend as far as big commercial brands. I think my preference to black coffee (as well as my joking ripping on the fancier preparation methods, but that's mostly because I physically have trouble drinking sweet coffee, my gag reflex hates the stuff) has more to do with me simply having a preference for well-balanced blends and roasts that don't particularly need anything added to them. A lot of my South American blends have sweetness and nuttiness and sometimes chocolate-flowery tones depending on what brand and blend--don't even need to add anything to it at that point.

Tea I much prefer as a more everyday drink since I have far more options as far as taste/temperature/combination than I do with coffee, since I can only take coffee black and hot--though as time wears on and I find myself watching a little more what I intake I'm favoring taking my teas just as they are without sugar--I'll sweeten with honey or milk more often than not. Earl Grey with milk is my essence of life, as are minted yerba mate and lemon-licorice teas.

AS FOR BOOZE

Love me a good hard cider--really doesn't even matter the brand, I've enjoyed all the ones I've tried for different reasons. Woodchuck and Strongbow are my go-to picks at the moment, though. I enjoy a good scotch now and then, but I am a bit picky and much prefer to go top-shelf wherever possible--cheap or too-young scotch is just awful.

Being an enjoyer of scotch, I do have a similar and occasional fondness for good bourbon--being from Kentucky, it's not much of a surprise. But I can very much agree with your sentiment of smokey mouthwash if, like scotch, it's a low-shelf brand or age.

I have to be honest--I'm still waiting on the "a nice good cold beer is refreshing as hell" part of drinking the stuff. I've tried many a beer, and the only ones I can really stand and enjoy are the very dark ones--dunkels, Guiness, etc. Lighter beers I'm beginning to warm to, as I know it's a taste one has to grow to enjoy, but it is a bit of having to force myself to finish one once I open it.

It kinda sucks, honestly--here I am with the natural Irish/German/Nordic/Scottish tolerance, but I'm too thin of frame and too high of metabolism for it to actually do me any good! I'd be better off in this regard if I didn't absolutely loathe being really drunk (or any state of mind where my wits and body control drop off--I hate being sober of mind but sloppy of body), but I don't have much longer before my metabolism slows down if I'm anything like my folks.


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Re: The Adults Only Thread (disclaimer inside)
« Reply #14 on: June 13, 2016, 11:37:28 PM »
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I gotta root for my home state brewers, Alaskan Brewing Co. here.

If y'all ever get the chance, try the Alaskan Amber. It's far and away my favorite beer, although Midnight Sun Brewing Co. churns out great stuff by the barrel. For non-beers, I LOVE mead like nobody's business and my favorite meadery is Dansk Mjød. It's not cheap stuff (around $30 a bottle) and I'm not a fan of their Hibiscus blend, but their other meads are amazing.

Second place goes to another hometown favorite, Celestial Meads, just for their sheer selection. Also because they are totally based in my hometown.
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