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Re: Konami isn't even trying anymore.
« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2016, 07:01:21 AM »
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Quote from: Lelygax on November 07, 2016, 12:29:18 AM
C'mon Konami, look at his face and hair, its obviously Alucard, Yoko and Julius. 1999 in pachislot confirmed.

Shhhh! Konami doesn't need any ideas like that!
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Re: Konami isn't even trying anymore.
« Reply #16 on: November 07, 2016, 03:36:47 PM »
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Shhhh! Konami doesn't need any ideas like that!

Konami probably already has ideas like that. And they might be far worse then we can hope to imagine  ???
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Re: Konami isn't even trying anymore.
« Reply #17 on: November 07, 2016, 11:01:17 PM »
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Maybe the stories that we thought were just games are actually real, and Konami was taken over by Dracula, who is now trying to destroy the franchise with crappy crap so we don't realize the truth and he can slowly lead us all to our doom.

...to our DOOM!
DOOOOOOOOM!!!!
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Re: Konami isn't even trying anymore.
« Reply #18 on: November 08, 2016, 12:55:29 PM »
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Thanks, ANdROId, I just had a Noises in the Library moment as I read that.  XD

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Re: Konami isn't even trying anymore.
« Reply #19 on: November 11, 2016, 08:31:25 AM »
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They should change Julia to "Bart - Yoga Accountant, King of Beers"
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Re: Konami isn't even trying anymore.
« Reply #20 on: November 11, 2016, 02:26:15 PM »
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They will call her Sonia only to mess with fans (or Sonja, like Amazon did lol)
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Re: Konami isn't even trying anymore.
« Reply #21 on: November 11, 2016, 02:50:15 PM »
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Quote from: Lelygax on November 11, 2016, 02:26:15 PM
They will call her Sonia only to mess with fans (or Sonja, like Amazon did lol)

That, or they could really go for an REALLY obscure reference and call Julia Selena/Serena... ah ha ha ha nah, they prolly won't.
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Re: Konami isn't even trying anymore.
« Reply #22 on: November 12, 2016, 01:56:58 AM »
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Did someone say they're making a new Pachinko Castlevania
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« Reply #23 on: November 12, 2016, 04:58:03 PM »
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Did someone say they're making a new Pachinko Castlevania

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« Reply #24 on: November 12, 2016, 05:45:05 PM »
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PachinkoVania: Gashapons of Sorrow...
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Re: Konami isn't even trying anymore.
« Reply #25 on: November 13, 2016, 10:18:06 PM »
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Did someone say pachinkos?

(obligatory balls of steel joke here).
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Re: Konami isn't even trying anymore.
« Reply #26 on: November 14, 2016, 01:46:20 AM »
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they did port Contra SS and Neo Contra to PS3, that and allowing Castlevania Harmony of Despair on PS4 PS Now  are probably the last great things they did  (well ok, MGSV TPP is awesome gameplay wise.)     

Contra series should get a game like Killing Floor 2, with all the Contra characters playable in 6 players co op.  ah well, at least IGA is making Bloodstained.  which is basically Castlevania in another title.

Quote from: X on November 12, 2016, 04:58:03 PM


LOL ROFL 
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Re: Konami isn't even trying anymore.
« Reply #27 on: December 25, 2016, 01:00:39 AM »
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waiwai world 3 - notions of complacency (ps4/xbone)

I'd have to wonder how hot they could make Konami girl look on the PS4.
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Re: Konami isn't even trying anymore.
« Reply #28 on: December 25, 2016, 02:39:21 AM »
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Quote from: X on December 25, 2016, 01:00:39 AM
I'd have to wonder how hot they could make Konami girl look on the PS4.

Given that she was the hottest 8-bit sprite in her era... pretty damn.
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Re: Konami isn't even trying anymore.
« Reply #29 on: December 25, 2016, 04:36:49 PM »
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http://abicion.tumblr.com/post/152005602967/ symbolizes the current state of all oldschool Konami franchises.
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