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Enzyte needs to find a new spokespenis.
« on: January 08, 2009, 09:26:19 AM »
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Smilin Bob --the happy spokespenis from those wacky Enzyte commercials now persumed dead?

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Re: Enzyte needs to find a new spokespenis.
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2009, 11:59:14 AM »
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Did he not seek help after having an erection for more than 4 hours??
What a horrible night to have a curse!

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Re: Enzyte needs to find a new spokespenis.
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2009, 01:25:21 PM »
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Sucks that the guy is dead, but I'm glad those stupid commercials are finally going to die too.

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Re: Enzyte needs to find a new spokespenis.
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2009, 11:11:05 PM »
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Did he not seek help after having an erection for more than 4 hours??

HAHAHAHA!

How did no one else react to that one?

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Re: Enzyte needs to find a new spokespenis.
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2009, 04:03:45 PM »
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Sucks that the guy is dead, but I'm glad those stupid commercials are finally going to die too.



Yeah sucks he bit the big one but I doubt that the commercials will cease, they'll probably get somebody worse.
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Re: Enzyte needs to find a new spokespenis.
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2009, 05:14:31 PM »
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Yeah sucks he bit the big one but I doubt that the commercials will cease, they'll probably get somebody worse.
Since the CEO of Enzyte was arrested for fraud in that same article, I doubt it. Hell, Enzyte might even die out as a business.
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Re: Enzyte needs to find a new spokespenis.
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2009, 02:22:44 PM »
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Since the CEO of Enzyte was arrested for fraud in that same article, I doubt it. Hell, Enzyte might even die out as a business.


That would be amazing.
Now, if only the Billy Mays commercials would stop...  :P
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Re: Enzyte needs to find a new spokespenis.
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2009, 02:34:38 PM »
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Now, if only the Billy Mays commercials would stop...

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« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2009, 06:58:55 PM »
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Agreed. The Shamwow dude actually makes a convincing performance without the cocaine-induced energy of Billy Mays.

Anyway, R. I. P. Enzyte Bob. If it's true, there's one more dude that out-lives Crackhead Bob.
 
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« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2009, 06:33:00 AM »
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I HATE that fugly bastard

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Re: Enzyte needs to find a new spokespenis.
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2009, 09:55:05 AM »
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The Extenze commercials are a million times worse than the Enzyte commercials. At least the Enzyte commercials are amusing in a disturbing sense. But Extenze is just annoying as shit.

I think what kills me the most is the chick with the big nose & ugly tits advertising it. That and the first guy they interview is a black man and he's all like "Well....it got bigger!"

R.I.P. psychologically-induced big penis guy. You will be missed.

P.S. Billy Mays and the Shamwow guy are hilarious.

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« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2009, 06:11:47 AM »
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I cannot watch tv at night without seein that goddamn extenze commercial literally every commercial break. Ive told lots of ppl that if I ever find him or that ugly bitch on the commercials Im gonna kill em

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Re: Enzyte needs to find a new spokespenis.
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2009, 08:23:28 AM »
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It just floors me that there's enough sexual insecurity out there to get these products on the market in the first place.  I enjoyed the Enzyte commercials myself --the tongue in cheek language and the symbolism of the silent spokespenis just cracked me up. But let's face it, some people get the placebo affect off this crap --and that's just pathetic.  I'd laugh my ass off watching one of these losers testify about how Enzyte failed to fix their gimpy limpies.

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