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Offline Saner

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everyone kicked his ass.  people with whips, magic, his
own kid, comedy reliefs, emos, and more! 

maybe in 1999 Dracula would just warp Julius to his keep
and just says "Kick my ass already!!!! be done with it!!!"
but noooooo, Drac is in constant denial, he would never
acknowledge the times he was beaten. 

it kinda reminds me from the airplane movie where everyone
formed a line to beat up that lady with slaps and boxing
gloves and bats.   but Drac does make for the ultimate
punching bag, huh lol.

Leon is watching the whole time and laughing his ass off,
most likely.  it never gets old to him. 
"WAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"  Leon is probably laughing so
crazy, that he prob sounds like that guy from
Amadeus.  or maybe mark hamil's joker "a million laughs!"

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There's Sigma from the MMX series. and M. Bison.

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Nah. I give this one to the Blood Skeletons :P

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There's Sigma from the MMX series. and M. Bison.

You forgot dr wily and king koopa.
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In Reply To #4

Aswell as dr.Robotnick/Eggman.

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Same thing goes for Ganon. He's generally like the same thing like Drac.
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And... wait, I think you guys got them all. Ok, yeahm I think you did. Good Job! We now have a list of the most beaten characters in VG history.
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Also, world hunger has been beaten many times by Harvest Moon.

:P

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When Drac gets revived, he usually kills a shit load of people first. So it isn't all bad for him. People will live in fear knowing that he will always be back in some form.

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Hasn't Ridley been killed in like every Metroid game? n_n

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Hasn't Ridley been killed in like every Metroid game? n_n
I was SO going to write that. Man. T_T This Ridley shure is a cool guy. I bet he gets all the sp-bitchez.
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the difference is everyone else mentioned gets beaten by the same person/people. dracula gets beaten by just about anyone that has the balls ..or whatever saying works for the few women, to enter his castle.

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that's right.   only Megaman and Zero can beat Sigma.

only Sonic and a few of his friends can beat Robotnik.

but EVERYONE can beat Dracula.  well...except the shopkeepers.  ;D

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Anyone can beat M. Bison, too  :P

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Well, I think the shop keepers at least thought about it.

Rinaldo's all like: "Damn that fucking haunted castle on that hill, it's driving away me lucky-cat business!"

Hammer's all admiring his macho collection of warpieces and he's all like "Raghhr! Let's do this!" And then he sees Yoko and he blushes and he's all like "Aww... shucks! I think I'll stay right here. Nerrrrrr"

But you gotta give credit to the VK dudes in the walls, they totally wanted to tear Drac a new one, but... eh, what're you gonna do while stuck in cement. By the time they were saved by Simon, they forgot how to walk, and so just sat there and sold stuff to him.

Don't diss the shop keepers. They tried.

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