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Re: Facepalm video game logic
« Reply #30 on: March 07, 2013, 05:31:24 AM »
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How come a lv. 100 Charizard cant burn down a tree but a lv. 3 Oddish can cut it?
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« Reply #31 on: March 07, 2013, 07:49:46 AM »
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Maybe Nintendo is against burning trees? In Pokémon they have cop but dont even have firefighters and... WAIT! That doesnt make sense too!
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« Reply #32 on: March 07, 2013, 06:35:37 PM »
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Re: Facepalm video game logic
« Reply #33 on: March 08, 2013, 02:51:24 AM »
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Maybe Nintendo is against burning trees? In Pokémon they have cop but dont even have firefighters and... WAIT! That doesnt make sense too!

You need to watch Pokemon's anime. I don't know if it's in the games, but in the anime, Fire Fighting is done by Squirtles. There was an episode with the Squirtle sqaud that fights fires.

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« Reply #34 on: March 08, 2013, 02:56:50 AM »
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Yeah, I remember seeing that in the Anime, but in the game I have yet to see one, thanks. :)
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« Reply #35 on: March 12, 2013, 04:43:21 PM »
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« Reply #36 on: March 26, 2013, 12:21:23 AM »
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Re: Facepalm video game logic
« Reply #37 on: March 26, 2013, 09:38:22 AM »
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Some people say Dracula wouldn't stand a chance against Kain, because Dracula keeps losing to guys with whips, spears or even a 12 year old girl with bird projectiles and cute animal powers.

But all Drac would really need to win is summon a couple of Mermen to splash water on Kain.


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« Reply #38 on: March 26, 2013, 09:40:39 AM »
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Re: Facepalm video game logic
« Reply #39 on: March 26, 2013, 10:21:22 AM »
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Some people say Dracula wouldn't stand a chance against Kain, because Dracula keeps losing to guys with whips, spears or even a 12 year old girl with bird projectiles and cute animal powers.

I guess these people have never heard of the Vampirekiller, the Elcarde (Alucard) spear or the mystical blood of the Belmont clan for that matter. And yeah kain is screwed if he comes into contact with water.
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Re: Facepalm video game logic
« Reply #40 on: March 26, 2013, 10:55:10 AM »
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Thought of this and made it in a minute:

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« Reply #41 on: March 26, 2013, 01:41:41 PM »
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I can't believe I haven't uploaded this.



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« Reply #42 on: March 26, 2013, 03:59:01 PM »
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I can't believe I haven't uploaded this.


It is precisely because it never cared, that people do care.  It's something which it's lacking, because that which it has, it has lackluster of.
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Re: Facepalm video game logic
« Reply #43 on: March 26, 2013, 10:36:36 PM »
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They do this in almost all tokusatsus too.
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Re: Facepalm video game logic
« Reply #44 on: March 27, 2013, 04:03:34 AM »
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To be honest, I think the question was more to check if said person is still conscious. There are many different definitions of "okay" after all, from "completely unscathed" to "still breathing".
It is precisely because it never cared, that people do care.  It's something which it's lacking, because that which it has, it has lackluster of.
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