There's a big kegger near where I live this year. I got an invite for it. Not sure if I go. $25 to get in, all the beer you can drink until it runs out. I'd go as a ninja, though. GO into a bar, hang out dressed all ninja-like. Then some guy would be like, "Hey, who the fuck took my beer?" And I'd be like, "You can't see me, I r ninja!" ... Then I'd be like, "Ow. Can't ya take a joke, dude?"