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Re: Facepalm video game logic
« Reply #45 on: March 27, 2013, 04:21:02 AM »
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But in tokusatsus every time that they do that, an almost dead person recovers completely, thats why Im saying that xD
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« Reply #46 on: March 27, 2013, 04:47:22 AM »
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Holy shit, maybe we should make a Facepalm TV Show Logic thread sometime?
It is precisely because it never cared, that people do care.  It's something which it's lacking, because that which it has, it has lackluster of.
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« Reply #47 on: March 27, 2013, 05:12:52 AM »
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Surely xD
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Re: Facepalm video game logic
« Reply #48 on: March 28, 2013, 08:25:30 PM »
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Buffy has hot lesbian friends

Is still heterosexual



That's total fail there. WTF Buffy? Everyone wants to eat your friend but you?!
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« Reply #49 on: March 29, 2013, 07:22:02 AM »
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You know it's not contagious, right?
I'm a straight male but I have a few gay friends.

I was actually mad when Willow came out, 'cuz I had a thing for Allison Hannigan's character at the time.  I was like "NOH! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED!".

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« Reply #50 on: March 29, 2013, 02:14:12 PM »
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You know it's not contagious, right?
I'm a straight male but I have a few gay friends.

I was actually mad when Willow came out, 'cuz I had a thing for Allison Hannigan's character at the time.  I was like "NOH! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED!".

You're just in denial Jorge. It's contagious.


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« Reply #51 on: March 29, 2013, 03:40:03 PM »
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Like Jorge I also have a good friend I've known since highschool who is a homosexual. But I never knew about it until he came out of the closet only a few years ago. Does that change my opinion of him? Hell no. I still consider him a good friend.
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« Reply #52 on: March 29, 2013, 08:49:47 PM »
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You're just in denial Jorge. It's contagious.



LOL the women in my life beg to differ.
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Re: Facepalm video game logic
« Reply #53 on: March 29, 2013, 09:07:20 PM »
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Before this gets derailed any further...

How does one mistake a black hedgehog for a blue hedgehog?
It is precisely because it never cared, that people do care.  It's something which it's lacking, because that which it has, it has lackluster of.
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« Reply #54 on: March 29, 2013, 11:09:30 PM »
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LOL the women in my life beg to differ.
Oh Jorge, you just don't understand. You're like the perfect guy to hang around with, for girls. They want to correct your path.

You know, like a lost guy that continually denies he's lost, and the friend that continuously try to persuade him otherwise.

EDIT: I was gonna post the You've got a gay, clip from Family Guy, but I can't find a good version of the full clip so... fail post.
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« Reply #55 on: April 04, 2013, 01:21:35 AM »
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*sigh* I don't think those are snakes.  :-\

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« Reply #56 on: April 04, 2013, 03:06:02 AM »
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Its Breath of Fire? Which one? II?
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« Reply #57 on: April 22, 2013, 12:38:49 AM »
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Disregard the obvious mistake, the point still stands.
It is precisely because it never cared, that people do care.  It's something which it's lacking, because that which it has, it has lackluster of.
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Re: Facepalm video game logic
« Reply #58 on: April 22, 2013, 01:24:31 AM »
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I'm replaying Age of Empires 2 after many years and now that I know history much better I realize how historically accurate the game is.



Also, apparently there's an entire meme about logic in AoE.


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« Reply #59 on: April 22, 2013, 02:59:11 AM »
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Whoohoo~ AoE!
It got me interested in medieval weapons and units.

Here are some more memes.

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