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Funniest Game quotes/scenes
« on: December 19, 2007, 06:50:11 PM »
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I think all of the funniest game moments came from RE1 (along with some of the first scary moments)


In the music room we have this scene:
"It's me, Chris!"
*Rebecca waves*
*Chris waves*
*Rebecca stands 2 feet away from Chris*
"Is that you, Rebecca!?"

hahaha man that never gets old.
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Re: Funniest Game quotes/scenes
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2007, 07:10:26 PM »
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Heavenly Sword

Kai: *aims crossbow at guard's crotch* Tell me the password... or I'll hit your weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE.
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Re: Funniest Game quotes/scenes
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2007, 01:23:07 PM »
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Conker's Bad Fuy Day.  I mean, it's got a drunk scarecrow named "Birdy."  What more could you ask for?

Conker: What's your name?
Birdy: Birdy.
Conker: Beardy?  But you haven't got a beard.
Birdy: No.  Birdy.  I scare birdies.

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Re: Funniest Game quotes/scenes
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2007, 02:24:13 PM »
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Star Wars Masters of Teras Kasi for Psx when you beat it with Thok.
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« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2007, 02:43:05 PM »
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Re: Funniest Game quotes/scenes
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2007, 05:44:39 PM »
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Landstalker?
More like MANStalker!
Amirite guys?
Guys?

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« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2007, 08:49:21 PM »
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*applause*


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Re: Funniest Game quotes/scenes
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2007, 09:14:07 PM »
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"Jill, here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you"
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Re: Funniest Game quotes/scenes
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2007, 06:38:35 AM »
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Barry: *Walks in as the Yawn's giant dead body is sizzling away and blood is all over the floor* Find anything interesting Jill?



Wesker: "Ok. Let me handle this."
*Barry and Jill handle it*
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Re: Funniest Game quotes/scenes
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2007, 09:12:03 AM »
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"I wanna learn how to cut up animals" - Gothic 1

And while not particularly funny I think of this quote normally every day also from Gothic 1 "That was a good hit!"

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Re: Funniest Game quotes/scenes
« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2007, 09:16:42 AM »
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Raiden getting peed on by one of the gaurds in Metal Gear Solid 2. It even vibrates your controller!
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Re: Funniest Game quotes/scenes
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2008, 03:23:24 AM »
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From RE1: Barry: Why dont you go down there and look for yourself, I have a rope here !
Jill: Really ? Then Ill try to go down by using the rope !


Man, Jill is one hell of a genius isn

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Re: Funniest Game quotes/scenes
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2008, 12:23:00 PM »
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"I see you have made it this far" -Murai from Ninja Gaiden.
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« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2008, 03:47:16 PM »
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"I CAN HELP YOU A LOT BECAUSE I AM VERY FAST."

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Re: Funniest Game quotes/scenes
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2008, 04:25:58 PM »
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Haha...lolz ;D

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