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You may remember this thread if you've been here a while. God, 2012? So long ago now. SHIT.

Well, Lords of Shadow 2 had a website at "THE DRAGON RETURNS" dotcom, and... it's... DIFFERENT now.



And it's exactly what it looks like. I ran that small paragraph through Google Translate, and while Google Translate is Google Translate about Japanese, it communicates the gist:

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"Some people do not work for standard pharmaceutical propecia used in AGA.
Propecia is relatively easy to effect, and there are 9% of the improvement rate. However, let's know that there are people who do not work. "

The Dragon Returns has been reduced to hawking treatments for male pattern baldness. This was not the Dragon we wanted back. How the mighty have fallen. Press F to pay respects.

How not to be a dark lord: the answer to that is a terribly interesting answer that involves an almost Jedi-like adherence to keeping oneself under control and finding ways to be true to yourself in a way that doesn't encourage the worst parts of you to become dangerously exaggerated and instead feeds your better nature. Also, protip: don't fuck with Alchemy or strike up any deals with ancient Japanese Shinigami gods no matter how tempting the deal or how suavely dressed the Shinigami is.

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How would you rate it on a Norwood scale of 1 to 7?  ;D
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If LoS2 had a website I'd think it would've been closed down long before now. But wow. Baldness has replaced it. Yeah why not.
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The Dragon Returns has been reduced to hawking treatments for male pattern baldness. This was not the Dragon we wanted back. How the mighty have fallen. Press F to pay respects.

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though I had to admit I chuckled a bit

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