X: Sorry, combat high again.
Me: Whatever...
Meanwhile, in the tunnel:
Mobius: ZZZZZZZZZ huh? oh, never mind.......ZZZZZZZ
Meanwhile, in the waterway:
Harrycombs: *doses off*
Meanwhile, back at the villa!
Sinful: Here they come! FIRE!
*The russians advance up the lower foyer staircase, before getting gunned down.
Slayer: You know, this would be pretty funny right now, if this wasn't all serious and everything.
Donvermicelli: JUST SHUT UP AND KEEP FIRING AND RELOADING!
After the 3 columns are wiped out:
Sinful: Retreat to the top of the stairs! Were holding up good, too, only 3 people killed on our side, no one important, though; just random bar patrons.
*Villa garrison retreats behind barricades at the top of the staircase, flanking the half-wall outcropping at the top of said staircase.*
Sinful: Ok, Sharpshooters on my nine, after we kill the next 3 columns, you have to abandon the upper left side of the villa, got it?
Sharpshooters: Rodger that, over.
Sinful: Here they come!
*Villa garrison braces for the next wave of Russian soldiers to attack.*
Meanwhile, in the Villa parlor:
Sulaco: Hmm, sounds like a real firefight is going on in the foyer downstairs. Better get ready, then.
*Cracks knuckles and neck*
Kregan: Are you sure you can hold off the Russians while the villa garrison retreats to the villa Library to evacuate to the Castle Center?
Sulaco: Oh yeah, this is nothing, ever wonder how the Hittites won all those battles against the Mitanni and Egyptian empires? Me, basically.
Kregan: I see, master......
Also, I found the 2 human commanders passed out in the Castle Center dining hall, drunk as hell.
Sulaco: WHAT!
*Into Walkie-talkie*: HIGHWIND! X! STOP GETTING DRUNK AND READY THE CASTLE CENTER DEFENSES! THIS IS NO TIME TO GET DRUNK!!!
Me: Umm, we're behind a barricade at the top of the stairs in the room where rosa/fernandez warrior was fought. We're not drunk anymore, so lay off, ok?
Sulaco:*Sighs* Just don't fuck this up, over.
Me: Copy that, over.