Topic: Review of Castlevania movie script

[Abnormal Freak]

http://www.cc2k.us/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1327&Itemid=2

Ugh. "Enjoy."

[Mr Sven]

Christopher and Simon are brothers.

Heh, what more did you expect?

[Abnormal Freak]

I expected at the very least a whip.

Anyway, not like I was expecting anything good or worth seeing. Just figured I'd post this for anyone interested.

[CVfan13]

Isn't that an outdated script though? Didn't they give that failure the boot and out Silvain White on the job? Isn't there supposed to be some new unleaked, secret script and that one that got reviewed is no longer being used?

[Aridale]

In Reply To #1

That last paragraph sums it all up nicely

[darkwzrd4]

Yuck!!  Give me a break, that script is horrible.  I really hope that it's thrown out and a new one is written.  I bet Anderson hasn't even played a castlevania game.  Therefore, if that is true, there is no way that a movie would be good or even resemble the series.  Besides, the original castlevania doesn't have much to work with.  There are no cut-scenes, only continuous fighting enemies until the boss of the level and then it's the same thing on the next levels until you fight and defeat Dracula.  Then again, it provides a lot of room for the script writer to be creative.

Personally, I would prefer that one of the later games is used.  For example, SotN.  It has cut-scenes and a good story.  Sure, stuff would have to be added to make the movie a decent length and not constant battles.  This is just my opinion.  Even Castlevania 3 would make a better movie.

[Munchy]

I hope this movie is outrageously shitty enough to laugh at, like the Street Fighter movie. Otherwise, no way.

[Gimph]

Ugh, that was disgusting. I'm really starting to wonder why people even write such crappy scripts. Shouldn't they know everyone will hate it? Castlevania movies ALWAYS suck, and taking it away from the game's storyline won't make this any better. Simon and Christopher are brothers? The Vampire Killer doesn't exist? Give up, people.

[Abnormal Freak]

I hope this movie is outrageously shitty enough to laugh at, like the Street Fighter movie. Otherwise, no way.

I rejoiced when I saw that movie for $5 (more than what it's worth, actually) and absolutely had to snatch it up. It's such a crap movie but is kind of fun to watch, and Kylie Minogue as Cammy kind of gives me a boner. Plus, they made Zangief such an oaf and I'm actually pretty amused by his added comic relief (WTF is comic relief in a movie like this anyway?), and years back during my budding stage from boyhood to teenagedom, I caught the movie on TV for the first time and masturbated furiously to Ming-Na Wen in that Chun-Li outfit.

[Azmodan]

Aw, you all just don't recognize the genius of this script. Didn't you see the ending's twist? Simon Belmont is the new lord of the castle, which is currently being rebuilt in downtown New York City.

Orson Welles couldn't have done better.

[Oralox]

I think if anyone sees Paul in real life he ought to be whipped with the CV official whip.

[MDI]

masturbated furiously to Ming-Na Wen in that Chun-Li outfit.

I need that quote engraved and framed, so I could put it above my dinner table.

[SniperWolf]

 
maybe this can help...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0488982/

it seems they're using sonya belmont...
and it seems like it's in pre-production..

[Abnormal Freak]

Whoa! If Sonia's really in it, and this chick's playing her, and they give her a whip, then the movie will still be a piece of crap, but at least there's potential to supply some very nice wank material.

[CVfan13]

In Reply To #13

That is old, outdated news, it was only a rumor, and therefore not what our movie will be based upon.