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The Castlevania Dungeon Forums => General Castlevania Discussion => Topic started by: Zacmac90 on May 09, 2011, 10:25:44 PM
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Just for kicks, I decided to state some reasons why I think Castlevania would be a cool place to visit, these are my opinions and you are free to agree or disagree:
1. The castle has a long history that has been through many historical events {ex WW2 in POR}
2. A lot of cool and mythological monsters
3. Plenty of places to visit
4. If your a heavy metal or classical music fan, the castle has a wide variety of music
5. The women are easy and very willing--{*Cough* Succubus *Cough}
6. Nurse maids, who else is going to clean up after you lol?
7. Dracula may not drink wine or eat normal food but the kitchens make some delicious meals.
These are my reasons why you should visit Castlevania? Just make sure to let Dracula know ahead of time...enjoy lol
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I can't disagree with any of the above. Number 5 would definitely be an easy lure for a lot of horny dudes.
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I can't disagree with any of the above. Number 5 would definitely be an easy lure for a lot of horny dudes.
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Yeah. Here are some of my reasons to add to the list:
8. Beautiful architecture
9. It's the perfect place for a Halloween party
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Don't forget to bring along Ray Parker Jr.'s tune "Ghostbusters"
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4. If your a heavy metal or classical music fan, the castle has a wide variety of music
I always thought the metal guitars on some of the songs came across as generic. I'm a huge metal fan (it's nearly all I listen to), but give me guitarless CV music any day of the week.
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I dunno... Can't say I'm fond of the prospect of asshole crows trying to knock me into pits and spikes.
Or of running from a crowd of zombies in the front hall only to be pincered by a goddamn panther running down stairs at me. It'd be pretty terrifying to be sure.
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Interesting in terms of History, culture, architecture, and stuff like that.
But being chased by furious monsters would be a bit scarry! :p
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You'll never starve to death in Castlevania :P
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Cons:
1) EVERYTHING that isn't human is definitely out to kill or eat you, possess your body, or devour your soul. Sometimes all of the above.
2) No central plumbing, so you'll be poopin' it old school
3) Bad place to have a curse at night
All joking aside, the fact is that if any of us every found ourselves in Castlevania made reality, the first thing we would think is "oh cool!", followed immediately after by the realization that you must GTFO post-haste, lest ye be converted into fertilizer.
If we had holy super powers, and ninja like reflexes and agility it might be a different story, but w/o said abilities each and every one of us would be food for some horrible creature within the hour. There's a reason that heroes like the Belmont clan are always shown vanquishing evil. Simply put, evil wants to kill and destroy you. And an evil like Dracula (who is always portrayed as being bent on world domination, but never makes it out of the throne room...poor guy) made reality, would be in need of being vanquished on the level of Hitler.
If you managed to escape from the Castlevania realm, the only game you'd ever want to see brought to life after that would be Harvest Moon or Animal Crossing.
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I think that i would made it as far as the entrance of the castle, but i would love to enter inside and explore all the areas that i have seen inside the games, for their architecture, because i love everything that it has to do with medieval and castlevania has a tone of these stuffs!!!
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7. Dracula may not drink wine or eat normal food but the kitchens make some delicious meals.
Wouldn't be too sure about that. All they feed are ghouls and ghosts and whatever else is in the castle.
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Wouldn't be too sure about that. All they feed are ghouls and ghosts and whatever else is in the castle.
Dracula has human underlings too ya know. What do they eat? One example of a human underling is Shaft.
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Dracula has human underlings too ya know. What do they eat? One example of a human underling is Shaft.
TV dinners. They're just hired help so they don't get quality food.
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You could always just go all budyd-budyd with the Grim Reaper.
Like, take him bowling or something.
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If you managed to escape from the Castlevania realm, the only game you'd ever want to see brought to life after that would be Harvest Moon or Animal Crossing.
XD That gave me a genuine chuckle.
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You get to watch a theatrical "What is a Man" performance starring Richter Belmont and Dracula, that is all.
Hopefully a lucky audience member will catch Dracula's tossed wine glass.
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And then sell it on ebay.
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And then sell it on ebay.
I will stay up nights stalking that page, just refreshing and bidding!!
Dracula's wine glass WILL be mine!!!
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I will stay up nights stalking that page, just refreshing and bidding!!
Dracula's wine glass WILL be mine!!!
Better hope someone catches it before it hits the ground.
Personally, I'd go for the Mist ability.
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the hell with the wine glass, I'll take his throne room
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I'll admit, I've never been a fan of large structures, more so at night, so I'd be pretty scared of Castlevania even if it DIDN'T have monsters and like.
I don't think I'd really want to come across asshole skeletons tossing bones at my face, Medusa heads constantly trying to knock me into rusty/bloody/any spikes or bottomless pits-o-doom, merman shooting water in my freaking face and trying to knock me in to water to possibly drown me, bats--ugh, the BATS, the clocktower as a whole (I could just imagine me getting crushed between gears...), then there's the questionable meat hidden in the walls--who knows HOW old that crap is, candlesticks that erupt into hearts, which is a lot grosser upon reflection and I wouldn't even want to touch them, let alone use them to power questionable sub-weapons (what kind of weapons needs hearts to power them? Very questionable and possibly evil to me--where did those hearts even come from?! The innocent or warriors that failed before me?). I also wouldn't want to see the living embodiment of Death, let alone have to fight him and have to deal with his Kung-Fu tendencies.
Then there's Dracula...and all his bull crap. I'd have to sit through his boring monologue speeches about hating humans and god, and calling me out of my name and throwing blood filled glasses at me. And then there's the fireballs, the transformations, the blood rain...*sighs*
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I'll admit, I've never been a fan of large structures, more so at night, so I'd be pretty scared of Castlevania even if it DIDN'T have monsters and like.
I don't think I'd really want to come across asshole skeletons tossing bones at my face, Medusa heads constantly trying to knock me into rusty/bloody/any spikes or bottomless pits-o-doom, merman shooting water in my freaking face and trying to knock me in to water to possibly drown me, bats--ugh, the BATS, the clocktower as a whole (I could just imagine me getting crushed between gears...), then there's the questionable meat hidden in the walls--who knows HOW old that crap is, candlesticks that erupt into hearts, which is a lot grosser upon reflection and I wouldn't even want to touch them, let alone use them to power questionable sub-weapons (what kind of weapons needs hearts to power them? Very questionable and possibly evil to me--where did those hearts even come from?! The innocent or warriors that failed before me?). I also wouldn't want to see the living embodiment of Death, let alone have to fight him and have to deal with his Kung-Fu tendencies.
Then there's Dracula...and all his bull crap. I'd have to sit through his boring monologue speeches about hating humans and god, and calling me out of my name and throwing blood filled glasses at me. And then there's the fireballs, the transformations, the blood rain...*sighs*
Hahahahaha.......i enjoy it reading this one!!!!!