Topic: Why Castlevania would be a great place to visit

[Zacmac90]

Just for kicks, I decided to state some reasons why I think Castlevania would be a cool place to visit, these are my opinions and you are free to agree or disagree:

1. The castle has a long history that has been through many historical events {ex WW2 in POR}

2. A lot of cool and mythological monsters

3. Plenty of places to visit

4. If your a heavy metal or classical music fan, the castle has a wide variety of music

5. The women are easy and very willing--{*Cough* Succubus *Cough}

6. Nurse maids, who else is going to clean up after you lol?

7. Dracula may not drink wine or eat normal food but the kitchens make some delicious meals.

These are my reasons why you should visit Castlevania? Just make sure to let Dracula know ahead of time...enjoy lol

[X]

I can't disagree with any of the above. Number 5 would definitely be an easy lure for a lot of horny dudes.

-X

[darkwzrd4]

I can't disagree with any of the above. Number 5 would definitely be an easy lure for a lot of horny dudes.

-X

Yeah.  Here are some of my reasons to add to the list:

8. Beautiful architecture

9. It's the perfect place for a Halloween party

[X]

Don't forget to bring along Ray Parker Jr.'s tune "Ghostbusters"

-X

[JR]

4. If your a heavy metal or classical music fan, the castle has a wide variety of music

I always thought the metal guitars on some of the songs came across as generic. I'm a huge metal fan (it's nearly all I listen to), but give me guitarless CV music any day of the week.

[Munchy]

I dunno... Can't say I'm fond of the prospect of asshole crows trying to knock me into pits and spikes.

Or of running from a crowd of zombies in the front hall only to be pincered by a goddamn panther running down stairs at me. It'd be pretty terrifying to be sure.

[Chernabogue]

Interesting in terms of History, culture, architecture, and stuff like that.

But being chased by furious monsters would be a bit scarry! :p

[Odile Kuronuma]

You'll never starve to death in Castlevania   

[Vampire Killer]

Cons:

1) EVERYTHING that isn't human is definitely out to kill or eat you, possess your body, or devour your soul. Sometimes all of the above.

2) No central plumbing, so you'll be poopin' it old school

3) Bad place to have a curse at night


All joking aside, the fact is that if any of us every found ourselves in Castlevania made reality, the first thing we would think is "oh cool!", followed immediately after by the realization that you must GTFO post-haste, lest ye be converted into fertilizer.

If we had holy super powers, and ninja like reflexes and agility it might be a different story, but w/o said abilities each and every one of us would be food for some horrible creature within the hour. There's a reason that heroes like the Belmont clan are always shown vanquishing evil. Simply put, evil wants to kill and destroy you. And an evil like Dracula (who is always portrayed as being bent on world domination, but never makes it out of the throne room...poor guy) made reality, would be in need of being vanquished on the level of Hitler.

If you managed to escape from the Castlevania realm, the only game you'd ever want to see brought to life after that would be Harvest Moon or Animal Crossing.

[Dark Nemesis]

I think that i would made it as far as the entrance of the castle, but i would love to enter inside and explore all the areas that i have seen inside the games, for their architecture, because i love everything that it has to do with medieval and castlevania has a tone of these stuffs!!!

[Flame]

7. Dracula may not drink wine or eat normal food but the kitchens make some delicious meals.

Wouldn't be too sure about that. All they feed are ghouls and ghosts and whatever else is in the castle.

[darkwzrd4]

Wouldn't be too sure about that. All they feed are ghouls and ghosts and whatever else is in the castle.

Dracula has human underlings too ya know.  What do they eat?  One example of a human underling is Shaft.

[Munchy]

Dracula has human underlings too ya know.  What do they eat?  One example of a human underling is Shaft.

TV dinners. They're just hired help so they don't get quality food.

[Ridureyu]

You could always just go all budyd-budyd with the Grim Reaper.

Like, take him bowling or something.

[uzo]

If you managed to escape from the Castlevania realm, the only game you'd ever want to see brought to life after that would be Harvest Moon or Animal Crossing.

XD That gave me a genuine chuckle.