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Title: How the Belmonts can cut down on fighting time
Post by: Lumi Kløvstad on February 27, 2012, 03:04:53 AM
Best Friend: Hey, _________ Belmont!

Belmont: Hi, best friend EVAR!

Best Friend: Hey, Dracula rose from the dead again! We should totally go stop him!

*BELMONT STABS BESTIE*

Best Friend: WTF MAN?

Belmont: Sorry. But I know how this will work out already. I've READ the family history. Belmonts and Best Friends DO NOT MIX. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to lock my girfriend up in the Vatican until this shit blows over.

Best Friend: Oh. Ok then. *dies*
Title: Re: How the Belmonts can cut down on fighting time
Post by: VladCT on February 27, 2012, 03:41:07 AM
Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that situation only apply to Juste and Nathan (who doesn't even bear the name "Belmont")? :-X
Title: Re: How the Belmonts can cut down on fighting time
Post by: Lumi Kløvstad on February 27, 2012, 04:04:51 AM
Leon got screwed over epically by his best friend. FUCK YOU MATHIAS.

Also, Gabriel and Zobek.

Stretching the example to family, we have Christopher and Soleiyu. Easily enough points to determine a trend.
Title: Re: How the Belmonts can cut down on fighting time
Post by: VladCT on February 27, 2012, 04:13:29 AM
LOL, Forgot about Leon and Matty since they didn't actually fight. Derp. :P
Also, didn't really consider Gabe and Zobek as friends since I didn't really know how close they are. :-X
Title: Re: How the Belmonts can cut down on fighting time
Post by: TheouAegis on February 27, 2012, 05:13:00 AM
They haven't fought YET. That's the basis of my game f I ever get my ass to seriously work on it.
Title: Re: How the Belmonts can cut down on fighting time
Post by: darkwzrd4 on February 27, 2012, 10:17:29 AM
LOL, Forgot about Leon and Matty since they didn't actually fight. Derp. :P
Also, didn't really consider Gabe and Zobek as friends since I didn't really know how close they are. :-X
Gabe and Zobek were never friends.  Zobek shows up to assist Gabe with the ice titan and then agrees to help him with his quest.  The only reason Gabe trusts him is because he claims to be apart of the Brotherhood of Light and wears they're outfit.  Plus, he says that the Brotherhood sent him to help out and Gabe has reason to doubt this.
Title: Re: How the Belmonts can cut down on fighting time
Post by: Ridureyu on February 27, 2012, 10:48:06 AM
I'm thinking they could just buy the land, bulldoze over those castle ruins (there's even a convenient lake there), and build suburbs.

Take that, Dracula.
Title: Re: How the Belmonts can cut down on fighting time
Post by: X on February 27, 2012, 11:27:58 AM
How could you forget Richter and Anett? Also along the other abductee's are Maria, Tera and Iris. Richter should've locked all of them away before Drac started his reign 'o' terror.

Then there's also Simon and Serena from Haunted Castle. Simon should've locked Serena in the church before Drac had a chance to snatch her away.
Title: Re: How the Belmonts can cut down on fighting time
Post by: Ahasverus on February 27, 2012, 01:36:01 PM
Let's see.
Sonia: Alucard (kinda)
Gabriel: Zobek.
Leon: Mathias
Trevor: Uhmm.. Isaac? IDK they were never friends, but he was almost killed because he helped hector so yeah, Hector is guily too.
**Bonus** Hector: Zead (Because he was soo well disguised)
Chris Soleil.
Simon: This man knows how to make loyal friends.
Juste: Maxim
Richter: Anette.
**Bonus** Shanoa: Barlowe.
** Bonus: Soma: Graham.

It's more like Cv protagosnists shouldn't have friends, they are bad, or they are killed (Gabriel anyone?)

Hahah friendship doesn't exist in this series :P

I would be more worried about being a Belmont crush/girlfriend/wife though!
Title: Re: How the Belmonts can cut down on fighting time
Post by: Fofa on February 27, 2012, 03:00:25 PM
I would be more worried about being a Belmont crush/girlfriend/wife though!

Thing is, most of the Belmont crush/girlfriends/wives are defenseless damsels. Lydie, Mina, Serena, Annette, Sara, Rosalie, the list could go on.

About the only exceptions I can think of are Sypha, Maria and Charlotte, since both of them can easily fight for themselves.
Title: Re: How the Belmonts can cut down on fighting time
Post by: Pemburu Vampir on February 27, 2012, 05:04:35 PM
Thing is, most of the Belmont crush/girlfriends/wives are defenseless damsels. Lydie, Mina, Serena, Annette, Sara, Rosalie, the list could go on.

About the only exceptions I can think of are Sypha, Maria and Charlotte, since both of them can easily fight for themselves.

How could you forgot Shanoa? Man, she's the best female protagonist in the History of CV.
Title: Re: How the Belmonts can cut down on fighting time
Post by: Fofa on February 27, 2012, 05:20:11 PM
I was referring to love interests. Unless you want to argue that Shanoa is a love interest to Albus.
Title: Re: How the Belmonts can cut down on fighting time
Post by: X on February 27, 2012, 05:52:26 PM
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Thing is, most of the Belmont crush/girlfriends/wives are defenseless damsels. Lydie, Mina, Serena, Annette, Sara, Rosalie, the list could go on.

About the only exceptions I can think of are Sypha, Maria and Charlotte, since both of them can easily fight for themselves.

Blasphemy! You forgot Sonia Belmont.
Title: Re: How the Belmonts can cut down on fighting time
Post by: Pemburu Vampir on February 27, 2012, 07:29:40 PM
I was referring to love interests. Unless you want to argue that Shanoa is a love interest to Albus.

Then why'd you include Charlotte? She doesn't has any love interest.
Title: Re: How the Belmonts can cut down on fighting time
Post by: crisis on February 27, 2012, 08:01:11 PM
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She doesn't has any love interest.
she kinda does..

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Title: Re: How the Belmonts can cut down on fighting time
Post by: Gunlord on February 27, 2012, 08:10:04 PM
I thought Johnathan was Charlotte's love interest >:O
Title: Re: How the Belmonts can cut down on fighting time
Post by: Fofa on February 27, 2012, 09:33:06 PM
I thought Johnathan was Charlotte's love interest >:O

That's what I assumed too.
Title: Re: How the Belmonts can cut down on fighting time
Post by: Ridureyu on February 27, 2012, 09:36:23 PM
GUys, guys, what about poor Vincent?
Title: Re: How the Belmonts can cut down on fighting time
Post by: Fofa on February 27, 2012, 09:47:59 PM
No one likes Vincent.
Title: Re: How the Belmonts can cut down on fighting time
Post by: Ridureyu on February 27, 2012, 09:52:57 PM
Maybe Medusa might settle for him.  If she's drunk.  And he's stoned.
Title: Re: How the Belmonts can cut down on fighting time
Post by: K.G. Morder on February 27, 2012, 11:11:55 PM
I'm thinking they could just buy the land, bulldoze over those castle ruins (there's even a convenient lake there), and build suburbs.

Take that, Dracula.

Castle isnt always in the same spot though is it? some games have you going through the castle ruins.
Title: Re: How the Belmonts can cut down on fighting time
Post by: Ookalf on February 28, 2012, 10:08:46 AM
That's what I assumed too.

Doesn't Johnathan say she's "like his kid sister" at one point? I always figured that whatever they had going on was more friendly than romantic.
Title: Re: How the Belmonts can cut down on fighting time
Post by: Pemburu Vampir on February 28, 2012, 02:44:34 PM
Doesn't Johnathan say she's "like his kid sister" at one point? I always figured that whatever they had going on was more friendly than romantic.

That's what I thought.
Title: Re: How the Belmonts can cut down on fighting time
Post by: Ridureyu on February 29, 2012, 02:08:05 PM
They doth protest too much.