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Title: Let's start a Nintendo Is Evil thread!
Post by: TheouAegis on February 26, 2013, 04:22:55 AM
I'll start. And you'd be surprised how dastardly evil Nintendo really is! They seem so wholesome on the outside, but when you start breaking down their games, they're ... kinda disturbing sometimes. So post your own examples showcasing Nintendo's malevolence!

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Title: Re: Let's start a Nintendo Is Evil thread!
Post by: Munchy on February 26, 2013, 05:03:44 AM
FUCK region locking. There is no reason for it. None.

That is all. Nintendo's been doing some cool looking stuff.
Title: Re: Let's start a Nintendo Is Evil thread!
Post by: Dark Nemesis on February 26, 2013, 06:58:17 AM
FUCK region locking. There is no reason for it. None.

That is all. Nintendo's been doing some cool looking stuff.

^^this and less censored on the games.
Title: Re: Let's start a Nintendo Is Evil thread!
Post by: Abnormal Freak on February 26, 2013, 04:39:42 PM
When's the last time Nintendo's done any censoring? They (NOA) have been pretty lax since the final days of the N64. I first remember renting Shadowman and being surprised by all the profanity, and then Conker's BFD came out and blew my teenaged mind.
Title: Re: Let's start a Nintendo Is Evil thread!
Post by: Lelygax on February 26, 2013, 06:40:17 PM
Who is that girl in the image?

Nintendo wants to turn all humans in goombas and koopa tropas. So we will be trapped in the Mushroom Kingdom and the battle will last for all eternity!
Title: Re: Let's start a Nintendo Is Evil thread!
Post by: Neobelmont on February 26, 2013, 07:30:03 PM
You see this cute strawberry blonde girl that you would want to "S" Support till the cows came home ->    (https://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.animegalleries.net%2Falbums%2Fuserpics%2F129349%2Flachesis.jpg%3F%3D123&hash=4a82a8e082c23200bf4d566c7b31ab2ec87428e8)    Well put your pecker away because

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/BrotherSisterIncest/FireEmblem (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/BrotherSisterIncest/FireEmblem)


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Title: Re: Let's start a Nintendo Is Evil thread!
Post by: TheouAegis on February 27, 2013, 12:47:22 AM
The girl in the pic I posted is Viridi, Goddess of Nature from Kid Icarus: Uprising. She's furious that humans have ruined the environment with logging and mining and wars and blacksmithing (this is olden times), so she creates giant bombs that I guess kinda act like localized viral ecosystems and they look like huge assteroids that destroy all human life in their vicinity. She hurls them at human settlements and they explode in a cataclysmic eruption upon impact. Plus she's a little bitch. She harasses Pit like a prissy schoolgirl, but later allies with him and that's when her theme comes in. Other than the tune that plays when Pit's a little girl, Viridi's theme is the most peaceful one in the game. And the main menu is all purply pinky and pretty. ... It's very relaxing.


I thought about trying to get Lissa and Chrom together in the new Fire Emblem. Seemed like a fun idea at first, but -- and it feels weird to say this -- it seems kinda wrong to me. ... So I'm gonna try to pair him up with Sumia even though I loathe her fucking Fluttershy.
Title: Re: Let's start a Nintendo Is Evil thread!
Post by: Neobelmont on February 27, 2013, 01:57:15 AM
The girl in the pic I posted is Viridi, Goddess of Nature from Kid Icarus: Uprising. She's furious that humans have ruined the environment with logging and mining and wars and blacksmithing (this is olden times), so she creates giant bombs that I guess kinda act like localized viral ecosystems and they look like huge assteroids that destroy all human life in their vicinity. She hurls them at human settlements and they explode in a cataclysmic eruption upon impact. Plus she's a little bitch. She harasses Pit like a prissy schoolgirl, but later allies with him and that's when her theme comes in. Other than the tune that plays when Pit's a little girl, Viridi's theme is the most peaceful one in the game. And the main menu is all purply pinky and pretty. ... It's very relaxing.


I thought about trying to get Lissa and Chrom together in the new Fire Emblem. Seemed like a fun idea at first, but -- and it feels weird to say this -- it seems kinda wrong to me. ... So I'm gonna try to pair him up with Sumia even though I loathe her fucking Fluttershy.

except in awakening they will be considered companions instead of lovers wife/husband

but yeah companion status sucks

this can best explain it

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Title: Re: Let's start a Nintendo Is Evil thread!
Post by: Lelygax on February 27, 2013, 02:12:13 AM
Other than the tune that plays when Pit's a little girl, Viridi's theme is the most peaceful one in the game. And the main menu is all purply pinky and pretty. ... It's very relaxing.

Pit is a boy.
Title: Re: Let's start a Nintendo Is Evil thread!
Post by: Bloodreign on February 27, 2013, 04:48:07 AM
This is close to channeling Kupo power.

Nintendo raped my wife, that is all.
Title: Re: Let's start a Nintendo Is Evil thread!
Post by: X on February 27, 2013, 05:35:21 AM
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She's furious that humans have ruined the environment with logging and mining and wars and blacksmithing (this is olden times), so she creates giant bombs that I guess kinda act like localized viral ecosystems and they look like huge assteroids that destroy all human life in their vicinity.

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they look like huge assteroids

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assteroids

Sorry TheouAegis, couldn't resist! Pure Gold! And a +1 to you too, lol!

What I find evil of Nintendo is them not releasing the CD adaption for the SNES. And instead seriously messed up the whole bargaining process by going to multiple companies for the same idea even though they had an already established agreement with SONY. Talk about backstabbing. Now we'll never know whether or not the SNES CD system will be a big success or a big failure.
Title: Re: Let's start a Nintendo Is Evil thread!
Post by: Lelygax on February 27, 2013, 08:17:10 PM
Sorry, but by the way that I know the story about that, if someone backstabbed someone, it has been Sony.
Title: Re: Let's start a Nintendo Is Evil thread!
Post by: TheouAegis on February 28, 2013, 12:33:09 AM
Pit is a boy.

Actually I meant to say when Pit was a ring being worn by a girl. The music changes depending on who's wearing Pit. He could control her through her finger, so in essence he was the girl.

Kid Icarus: Uprising OST - Young Girl's Theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiN1ZBLZk40#ws)
Title: Re: Let's start a Nintendo Is Evil thread!
Post by: Laina on February 28, 2013, 05:23:16 PM
The girl in the pic I posted is Viridi, Goddess of Nature from Kid Icarus: Uprising. She's furious that humans have ruined the environment with logging and mining and wars and blacksmithing (this is olden times), so she creates giant bombs that I guess kinda act like localized viral ecosystems and they look like huge assteroids that destroy all human life in their vicinity. She hurls them at human settlements and they explode in a cataclysmic eruption upon impact.

I'm okay with this. X, you in?
Title: Re: Let's start a Nintendo Is Evil thread!
Post by: X on February 28, 2013, 11:41:39 PM
I think Viridi should take a good look at our current civilization before inciting her wrath on a pre-industrial one. We could definitely use an all-powerful Goddess to come down here to show all those corporate pricks and oil barons the error of their ways...or brutally die in ignorance.
Title: Re: Let's start a Nintendo Is Evil thread!
Post by: Lelygax on March 01, 2013, 01:11:29 AM
I prefer she destroying all without warnings, like Orochi would do.
Title: Re: Let's start a Nintendo Is Evil thread!
Post by: X on March 01, 2013, 04:00:17 AM
I wanna see her warn them. I wanna see them S**t their pants! They deserve it.
Title: Re: Let's start a Nintendo Is Evil thread!
Post by: Gecko on March 01, 2013, 04:07:41 AM
That damn Wiimote was designed as a conspiracy to make people more physically active. Those horrible bastards!
Title: Re: Let's start a Nintendo Is Evil thread!
Post by: Shiroi Koumori on March 01, 2013, 12:03:47 PM
The wiimote does not make you healthy. It is all in the flick of your wrist.
Title: Re: Let's start a Nintendo Is Evil thread!
Post by: KaZudra on March 01, 2013, 01:27:14 PM
25 of Virtually nothing but Sequels
"Nintendo is Always innovating"

I consider this evil
Title: Re: Let's start a Nintendo Is Evil thread!
Post by: TheouAegis on March 01, 2013, 08:43:07 PM
The wiimote does not make you healthy. It is all in the flick of your wrist.

Flicking my wrist is the only exercise I ever get. And I don't have a Wii.
Title: Re: Let's start a Nintendo Is Evil thread!
Post by: X on March 02, 2013, 04:52:47 PM
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Flicking my wrist is the only exercise I ever get. And I don't have a Wii.

LOL!
Title: Re: Let's start a Nintendo Is Evil thread!
Post by: Ratty on March 02, 2013, 08:18:13 PM
Flicking my wrist is the only exercise I ever get. And I don't have a Nintendo Wii.

Fixed that for ya.
Title: Re: Let's start a Nintendo Is Evil thread!
Post by: Abnormal Freak on March 04, 2013, 07:59:36 AM
Maybe he's a eunuch who gives dandy handies every day.
Title: Re: Let's start a Nintendo Is Evil thread!
Post by: TheouAegis on March 05, 2013, 02:54:38 AM
Mel Brooks - Eunuch Test (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3viQHsBFc4#ws)
Title: Re: Let's start a Nintendo Is Evil thread!
Post by: Pfil on March 05, 2013, 03:55:18 AM
Since we're talking about Nintendo being evil...
I'd like them to put more themes like the castle themes in the Mario games, or some minor mode themes from Galaxy 2, and less happy-jolly major mode music.
It changes so much when the music is in minor mode!

And recent games have that bah-bah voices in the music, and...

...well, I kinda hate them.

So Nintendo is evil because they show us what they can do, and then they do it just a little per game.

Nintendo is also evil because they teased me with one game of Metroid: Other M and they never released another one.

And you know what's the main reason that Nintendo is evil?
They make us all Castlevania fans GREEN of envy of Mario fans, because while they have, like, I don't know, 15 different Mario games per generation, we have to struggle to get a new Castlevania game after 2 years or more... and not always it is what we want, I don't remember the last time a CV game was unanimously accepted by everyone on the fanbase.

So yes! Nintendo is evil!
Evil like Disney! :)
Evil like the unicorns on Charlie the Unicorn!
Title: Re: Let's start a Nintendo Is Evil thread!
Post by: Lelygax on March 10, 2013, 11:31:09 AM
Nintendo waited the fans do the dirty job and create a Legend of Zelda Timeline, then they used all the fans ideas without credits as if its a Nintendo original idea. Also they created a book to sell these ideas. Thats why Nintendo is bad, because they manipulate their stupid fans to create things for they own.
Title: Re: Let's start a Nintendo Is Evil thread!
Post by: X on March 10, 2013, 05:12:57 PM
Nintendo is evil for making such a fucking mess out of the Zelda timeline to begin with  :P
Title: Re: Let's start a Nintendo Is Evil thread!
Post by: Super Waffle on March 10, 2013, 08:27:26 PM
or they just intentionally made the series with no overarching timeline intended and they were forced to retcon one to make the series' OCD fanbase happy.
Title: Re: Let's start a Nintendo Is Evil thread!
Post by: Jorge D. Fuentes on March 11, 2013, 05:52:24 PM
Since we're talking about Nintendo being evil...
I'd like them to put more themes like the castle themes in the Mario games, or some minor mode themes from Galaxy 2, and less happy-jolly major mode music.
It changes so much when the music is in minor mode!

Castle - New Super Mario Bros. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2x6jhT4dhk#)

What about this gem?
Title: Re: Let's start a Nintendo Is Evil thread!
Post by: Pfil on March 11, 2013, 08:09:21 PM
One of my favourite non-Castlevania VG tracks!
Excellent arrangement.

It's music like that I'd like Nintendo to put more in the Mario games.
Castle themes are usually great!
Title: Re: Let's start a Nintendo Is Evil thread!
Post by: X on March 11, 2013, 10:55:04 PM
I think these two tracks would also fit the bill too.

Super Mario All-Stars Music - SMB1 Castle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oeOoHBqIeo#ws)

Best VGM 238 - Super Mario World - Castle Theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqFtW92WUaI#)
Title: Re: Let's start a Nintendo Is Evil thread!
Post by: Pfil on March 12, 2013, 01:09:55 AM
Totally, they are another favourites of mine!
I wish they'd be more tracks like that in every Mario game.