Topic: Let's start a Nintendo Is Evil thread!

[TheouAegis]

I'll start. And you'd be surprised how dastardly evil Nintendo really is! They seem so wholesome on the outside, but when you start breaking down their games, they're ... kinda disturbing sometimes. So post your own examples showcasing Nintendo's malevolence!

[Munchy]

FUCK region locking. There is no reason for it. None.

That is all. Nintendo's been doing some cool looking stuff.

[Dark Nemesis]

FUCK region locking. There is no reason for it. None.

That is all. Nintendo's been doing some cool looking stuff.

^^this and less censored on the games.

[Abnormal Freak]

When's the last time Nintendo's done any censoring? They (NOA) have been pretty lax since the final days of the N64. I first remember renting Shadowman and being surprised by all the profanity, and then Conker's BFD came out and blew my teenaged mind.

[Lelygax]

Who is that girl in the image?

Nintendo wants to turn all humans in goombas and koopa tropas. So we will be trapped in the Mushroom Kingdom and the battle will last for all eternity!

[Neobelmont]

You see this cute strawberry blonde girl that you would want to "S" Support till the cows came home ->        Well put your pecker away because

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/BrotherSisterIncest/FireEmblem

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Yeah it's the medieval times but ehh why her? Sure I have never played fe4 but, I like her as much as Lilina Okay maybe not as much but shes alright not sure if Finn is cannon or not

[TheouAegis]

The girl in the pic I posted is Viridi, Goddess of Nature from Kid Icarus: Uprising. She's furious that humans have ruined the environment with logging and mining and wars and blacksmithing (this is olden times), so she creates giant bombs that I guess kinda act like localized viral ecosystems and they look like huge assteroids that destroy all human life in their vicinity. She hurls them at human settlements and they explode in a cataclysmic eruption upon impact. Plus she's a little bitch. She harasses Pit like a prissy schoolgirl, but later allies with him and that's when her theme comes in. Other than the tune that plays when Pit's a little girl, Viridi's theme is the most peaceful one in the game. And the main menu is all purply pinky and pretty. ... It's very relaxing.


I thought about trying to get Lissa and Chrom together in the new Fire Emblem. Seemed like a fun idea at first, but -- and it feels weird to say this -- it seems kinda wrong to me. ... So I'm gonna try to pair him up with Sumia even though I loathe her fucking Fluttershy.

[Neobelmont]

The girl in the pic I posted is Viridi, Goddess of Nature from Kid Icarus: Uprising. She's furious that humans have ruined the environment with logging and mining and wars and blacksmithing (this is olden times), so she creates giant bombs that I guess kinda act like localized viral ecosystems and they look like huge assteroids that destroy all human life in their vicinity. She hurls them at human settlements and they explode in a cataclysmic eruption upon impact. Plus she's a little bitch. She harasses Pit like a prissy schoolgirl, but later allies with him and that's when her theme comes in. Other than the tune that plays when Pit's a little girl, Viridi's theme is the most peaceful one in the game. And the main menu is all purply pinky and pretty. ... It's very relaxing.


I thought about trying to get Lissa and Chrom together in the new Fire Emblem. Seemed like a fun idea at first, but -- and it feels weird to say this -- it seems kinda wrong to me. ... So I'm gonna try to pair him up with Sumia even though I loathe her fucking Fluttershy.

except in awakening they will be considered companions instead of lovers wife/husband

but yeah companion status sucks

this can best explain it

[Lelygax]

Other than the tune that plays when Pit's a little girl, Viridi's theme is the most peaceful one in the game. And the main menu is all purply pinky and pretty. ... It's very relaxing.

Pit is a boy.

[Bloodreign]

This is close to channeling Kupo power.

Nintendo raped my wife, that is all.

[X]

She's furious that humans have ruined the environment with logging and mining and wars and blacksmithing (this is olden times), so she creates giant bombs that I guess kinda act like localized viral ecosystems and they look like huge assteroids that destroy all human life in their vicinity.

they look like huge assteroids

assteroids

Sorry TheouAegis, couldn't resist! Pure Gold! And a +1 to you too, lol!

What I find evil of Nintendo is them not releasing the CD adaption for the SNES. And instead seriously messed up the whole bargaining process by going to multiple companies for the same idea even though they had an already established agreement with SONY. Talk about backstabbing. Now we'll never know whether or not the SNES CD system will be a big success or a big failure.

[Lelygax]

Sorry, but by the way that I know the story about that, if someone backstabbed someone, it has been Sony.

[TheouAegis]

Pit is a boy.

Actually I meant to say when Pit was a ring being worn by a girl. The music changes depending on who's wearing Pit. He could control her through her finger, so in essence he was the girl.

Kid Icarus: Uprising OST - Young Girl's Theme

[Laina]

The girl in the pic I posted is Viridi, Goddess of Nature from Kid Icarus: Uprising. She's furious that humans have ruined the environment with logging and mining and wars and blacksmithing (this is olden times), so she creates giant bombs that I guess kinda act like localized viral ecosystems and they look like huge assteroids that destroy all human life in their vicinity. She hurls them at human settlements and they explode in a cataclysmic eruption upon impact.

I'm okay with this. X, you in?

[X]

I think Viridi should take a good look at our current civilization before inciting her wrath on a pre-industrial one. We could definitely use an all-powerful Goddess to come down here to show all those corporate pricks and oil barons the error of their ways...or brutally die in ignorance.