Topic: Dracula. the villain to have received the most amount of beatdowns in history???

[darkwzrd4]

In Reply To #90

Now that's funny!!!  Here's another idea:  Dracula packs up and relocates to another country.  For example, the United States of America.  It exists by SotN and there probably wouldn't be a vampire hunter there.

[Battler Ushiromiya]

In Reply to #90

Funny, but if Drac got a tank, the Belmonts would probably One-up him. With a Gundam. I can see it now...

Drac: BWAHAHA! Those Belmonts can't stop me now that I've got my new Vampanzer! Heheh, Vamp-Panzer, that's pretty funny-
*Simon shows up in a gundam equipped with a MASSIVE Vampire Killer*
Simon: Hello there, Dracula!
Drac: OH MY GOD- *Gets flattened in one lash*

[Long John Silver]

drac should just keep his front door locked, before the heroes manage to get inside, find that flight/superjump relic and level up so massively he won't have any chance.

then send death to the doorway to kill the poor level 1 hero who has no idea how to get in.

[gravekeeper]

Ahaha XD Poor Dracula always gets owned. You would think at some point he would just.. lose it and start crying and be all

Dracula:
I can't take it anymore!! T___T You always ruin my plans T___T *stomps foot into the ground like a cranky three year old* Always!! ;_;

Simon:
Awwwwwh... poor Dracula.. All he wanted to do was curse the world and throw it into an eternal hell of darkness where time stands still.. ;_; *pet pet*

Dracula:
*sobs* ;___;

Simon:
Feel better now..? ^^ *wipes off the tears from Dracula's cheeks

Dracula:
Y-yes ;_;

Simon:
You wanna go conquer the world? ^^

Dracula:
Y-yes! *a glimpse of joy shines in Draculas teary eyes*

Simon:
Awwwwh.. WELL YOU CAN'T!! *snaps his neck, pulls off his head and kicks it out of the throneroom like a football* WHO'S THE MAAAN!!? WHO'S THE MAAAN!!? WHO'S GOT THE BAAALLS!!?

[Battler Ushiromiya]

^Continuing on that...

Simon: AHAHA! WHO'S THE-

Death: You do realize he put a curse on you before you broke his neck, right?

Simon: ...How far away do you think that head landed?

[crisis]

you play as dracula. you defeat a belmont.

Soma defeated Julius, not Dracula.

Also, one could argue that the fight ended as a draw, rather than defeat.

[darkwzrd4]

In Reply To #96

Technically, Dracula did defeat Julius.  After all, Soma is Dracula's reincarnation.  So, Soma = Dracula, thus Dracula defeated Julius.

[Ahasverus]

But Dracula is a weak bitch.
I mean, "LORD OF DARKNESS", god, my grandma made more world wide disasters than Dracula.
His real title must be: "The annoying vampire who makes Walachia's life more fun each 100 years."

[paletteswapmonster]

In Reply To #98

Just because he loses every time, it doesn't mean he's "a weak little bitch". You do realize who he loses to, and why he loses at certain times, right?

[Long John Silver]

In Reply To #99

one time he loses to a stupid kid with brain damage and his sidekick girlfriend in schoolgirl outfit.

well it could be explained that since they kill him literally seconds after he wakes up, maybe he was still sleepy or something, and that if he was given enough time to regain his powers like in every other game, he'd turn them into mincemeat within seconds.

[Mobius]

In Reply To #100

Serio, did you like get whupped by Jonathan and Charlotte on a playground somewhere at some point? Just asking here. Cuz, umm, you know... There's not liking a game for your own reasons, and there's not liking a bad game for all the obvious reasons. And then there's scathing, merciless, borderline-bitter disliking of something that leads one to believe there may be a much more deeply rooted, perhaps psychological problem at play here.

And then there's you with the pork children.

[Long John Silver]

i don't like them because they turned castlevania into a saturday morning cartoon with their stupidity. one of my favorite series became a children's game. :|

[Mobius]

But... But they really didn't. I mean, there was still that neat plot twist with the vampire twins, and the dark underpinnings of Brauner's madness, and the secret behind the Vampire Killer that Eric Lecarde revealed, and-- and... And, um...

>_< Dammit, I tried. F*** PoRk and f*** the people who wrote it, packaged it n' slapped on the manga-tized art.

[uzo]

JONATHAN STOP TREATING ME LIKE A CHILD


Pure garbage.

[silvermoonlight]

You forgot dr wily and king koopa.

yeah, except king koopa always runs the hell off after Mario and Luigi trounce him. He used to jump down the freaking sewage pipe in the animated series back in the day.
At least Dracula actually dies and doesn't run off. The guy's got stamina. Aaand then he gets right back up and fights again after some years. He has had the most beatdowns because the guy never gives up.