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Girls named Alessa are scary.
« on: January 14, 2012, 03:46:57 PM »
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I suppose it's because of all the years of playing Silent Hill. But when I say that there's a character in one of them new-fangled Final Fantasy games that was the first thing that popped in my head.
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« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2012, 03:49:08 PM »
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If I ever have a daughter, I want to name her Alessa.
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« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2012, 04:09:00 PM »
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Girls in general are scary. ~_~

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« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2012, 04:59:18 PM »
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Vaginas are repulsive.

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« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2012, 05:22:35 PM »
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Do you remember the part in Final Fantasy VII when Don Corneo tries to have sex on Tifa and/or Cloud

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« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2012, 07:43:10 PM »
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It's been a while since I played that game :(

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« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2012, 09:10:15 PM »
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Do you remember the part in Final Fantasy VII when Don Corneo tries to have sex on Tifa and/or Cloud

The "threatening" aftermath still shines brightly in my memory. Also, Cloud's "AW HELL NAWWWWW" moment.
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« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2012, 09:21:17 AM »
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Do you remember the part in Final Fantasy VII when Don Corneo tries to have sex on Tifa and/or Cloud

How can one forget... I remember I got to this place in Midgar and I thought... No way! No way! A friggin' brothel? What were they thinking... Isn't that game G-rated?
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« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2012, 04:52:20 PM »
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the fact a man was fooled by a muscular guy in a dress is what scares me, tho a portion in the PC version of ff7 told something that wasnt in the ps1 version, in the flashback where cloud is in tifa's house you can go through her dresser in the pc version cloud says to himself "A therapudic bra? man tifa must have some serious back problems"
at this point tifa will scold you for going through her panties etc
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« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2012, 04:15:11 PM »
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Do you remember the part in Final Fantasy VII when Don Corneo tries to have sex on Tifa and/or Cloud
Yeah, the part with Tifa was pretty hot.

Cloud not so much.

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