Well, I've just missed a fascinating discussion here.
I'm actually starting to wonder -- if I opened up a thread called "Symphony of the Night ALPHA 0.001 : I OWN IT", would it spawn four pages of debate like this one did? I'll even make sure to add the description: "Please, if you want, contact me and make an offer. I swear I'm a serious and honest guy, I really do!"
I can't see how this pitch could be made any more credible...
On a brighter note, though, I just discovered that there exists a French Castlevania forum that's very much alive... To be honest, I never really looked, but that's always good news. I think I'll pop in to say hello.