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Who'd win in a battle of wits, brute strenght, and uncensored, raw, live and uncut manly gruff?!

Simon Belmont-  Whip, armor, skirt- he ain't scared. A man's man.
9 (64.3%)
Ah-nold-  Cyborg. Kindergarten Cop. Governer. A jack of all trades.
2 (14.3%)
Kojima Simon-  Kinky sonofabitch.
3 (21.4%)

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Offline Azmodan

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Simon Belmont vs. Ah-nold Schwarzenegger
« on: October 09, 2007, 09:17:13 AM »
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Vote now or forever hold your peace and know you missed out on the most epic battle that could be fought.
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Re: Simon Belmont vs. Ah-nold Schwarzenegger
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2007, 09:23:30 AM »
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Crush yar enemies, destreuy der villages, and hear the lamentation of de womehn.
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Re: Simon Belmont vs. Ah-nold Schwarzenegger
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2007, 10:57:19 AM »
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Crush yar enemies, destreuy der villages, and hear the lamentation of de womehn.

True! There is no answer, as Conan the Barbarian IS in fact Simon Belmont! Ha! What do you say about this?
"Yes, I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available, because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
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Re: Simon Belmont vs. Ah-nold Schwarzenegger
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2007, 07:33:33 PM »
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IT'S A TRAP! THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON!

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Re: Simon Belmont vs. Ah-nold Schwarzenegger
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2007, 07:09:00 PM »
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Did Conan use a whip in any of the old Conan movies? Would be cool if he did..

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Re: Simon Belmont vs. Ah-nold Schwarzenegger
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2007, 07:23:15 PM »
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he got hit with one thats about it =D

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Re: Simon Belmont vs. Ah-nold Schwarzenegger
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2007, 07:40:35 PM »
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Oh man, that never gets old... even though it's old.

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In case of confusion, I meant my dirty shower pic.
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Re: Simon Belmont vs. Ah-nold Schwarzenegger
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2007, 08:14:23 AM »
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Noooo!
*Slow motion*

D-o-o-o-o-o-n-'-t  d-r-o-o-o-o-p-p  da  s-o-o-o-a-a-a-p!!!!

*hopelessly trying to grab the soap in the air before it's too late*

That's was me and my friend's favorite joke at some period.
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