May I tell a joke? Ok.
The great rabbi of Jerusalem comes to the Vatican to meet the Pope. The Pope shows him around his office, and the impressed rabbi looks around.
"Hey, what is this?" Asks the rabbi, pointing to a beautiful, decorated phone on the side of the room.
"Oh, that is a phone for making calls directly to God."
"Magnificent! To tell you the truth, I have a pressing matter I have to consult God with. May I use your phone?"
"Of course you may."
And so the rabbi makes his call, and when puts down the phone he says: "Thank you. So it wouldn't be too much of a trouble, I would be willing to cover the cost of my call."
"That would be 23$."
The rabbi pays, and the two part.
A year later, the Pope comes to Jerusalem and decided to visit the Great rabbi. When he meets him, he notices that the rabbi has the same phone in his office likr his own.
"Wonderful! Is that a phone for calling God as well?"
"Indeed."
"What reminds me, I should consult him on an urgent matter of my own. My I use you phone?"
"As you wish!"
So the Pope consults with God, and later tells to the Rabbi:
"I wish to be so kind and pay the phone bill for my conversation."
"If that is what you want, that would be 5 NIS (1.25$)."
"Five NIS? Why so cheap."
That's where the rabbi smiles and says: "local call".