Topic: Some non-Castlevania poetry I've written

[Super Waffle]

My bro called me up, said "Wanna hang out tonight?"
"We could see The Expendables, or just get wasted by a streetlight"
I said, "Maybe another time.  Sorry to say,"
"I wish we could meet up, but I'm already busy watching anime"

**** me, Junko Iwao
The greatest voice actress time will ever allow
Ohh, **** me, Junko Iwao

My love for you isn't something I want to keep shady,
I'd be happy even if you treated me like you were Devil Lady
It doesn't matter how many past lovers you may have scorned,
Just ask and I'll let you have my Unicorn Horn

(Tales of Phantasia is one of the most ported video games ever.)

You drive me more berserk than EVA Unit 3
I carved our names in the Escalus Tree
If you want someone to satisfy you,
I'll gladly go down faster than Kazu-kun

(Super Atragon was based on a movie with the same director as the original Gojira.)

**** me, Junko Iwao
The greatest voice actress time will ever allow
Ohh, **** me, Junko Iwao

Let's not angst on this like Greek thespians,
It's no coincidence you drove Sakura Kinomoto lesbian
You're there in my mind when I'm in bad mood
You inspire me like I'm that guy from Perfect Blue

(Perfect Blue is the greatest animated film of all time.)

You don't need your magic powers from Mahou Tsukai Tai,
I'm already here to be your guy
We could dine on wine and cherries,
I'd never hurt you like Mikagi hurt Ceres

(Sega should remake Phantasy Star IV with the radio drama cast just because of you.)

**** me, Junko Iwao
The greatest voice actress time will ever allow
Ohh, **** me, Junko Iwao

Please at least give me a kiss,
Anime on Bossa is my entire playlist
I think I'm losing my head like the manga version of Kotori,
My obsession with you is my entire life story

**** me, Junko Iwao
The greatest voice actress time will ever allow
Ohh, **** me, Junko Iwao

Well?  What do you think?

[TheForthcoming01]

Awesome!

I really like the anime part