Topic: IGA vs Cox: Die monster!

[shelverton.]

IGA: There is no resurrection! Only this God of War-clone you see before you!
Cox: Poor IGA, you will cry bloody tears before my game has ended.
IGA: Go back whence you came! Trouble the soul of my franchise no more!
Cox: Do not hate Mercury Steam. If you cannot live with them, then at least do them no harm. For theirs is already a hard lot.
IGA: I'll kill you AND Mercury Steam!

[uzo]

Haha, that's an aweosme one.

[justin312]

IGA: Ah, Dave Cox, what is your business here?
COX: I've come to put an end to this recycling of those same damn 17-year old sprites.
IGA: How can you say that?!  Those are a sacred gift!  Even the Jericho developer's budget is bigger than mine!

[Alutwon]

COX: Ah, sarcasm. For what profit is it to a series if it gains a bigger budget but loses its own fan base? Iga 16:26 I Believe...

[shelverton.]

KONAMI: The 3DS is a powerful device.
IGA: Can it really bring me back?
KONAMI: You are a good producer, IGA. You are as Konami intended.
IGA: I've done questionable games...
KONAMI: Yes, to our lasting shame. But we shed those poor level designers, never again will we use them.
IGA: It is not your place to judge the worth of level designers!
KONAMI: You have ever been the ally of level designers! Have you forgotten what they did to your Portrait of Ruin?
IGA: The blood that flows through my veins is cursed. 'Twould be best if I were to disappear forever.

(IGA goes to Mercury Steam HQ)

IGA: Show yourself Cox! I know you're in there!
HIDEO: Cox doesn't like visitors.. but I'll tell you where he is.... if.. you.. PLAY!

(Hideo hands over a copy of Castlevania Lords of Shadow to IGA)

IGA: You side against me…for the sake of Mercury Steam? Mercury Steam are not worth the air they breathe! What motivates a top video game producer to confront a spanish video game developer that most of us would run from???
HIDEO: The answer, is..... MONEY!  

[Alutwon]

LMAO

[e105beta]

KONAMI: The 3DS is a powerful device.
IGA: Can it really bring me back?
KONAMI: You are a good producer, IGA. You are as Konami intended.
IGA: I've done questionable games...
KONAMI: Yes, to our lasting shame. But we shed those poor level designers, never again will we use them.
IGA: It is not your place to judge the worth of level designers!
KONAMI: You have ever been the ally of level designers! Have you forgotten what they did to your Portrait of Ruin?
IGA: The blood that flows through my veins is cursed. 'Twould be best if I were to disappear forever.

(IGA goes to Mercury Steam HQ)

IGA: Show yourself Cox! I know you're in there!
HIDEO: Cox doesn't like visitors.. but I'll tell you where he is.... if.. you.. PLAY!

(Hideo hands over a copy of Castlevania Lords of Shadow to IGA)

IGA: You side against me…for the sake of Mercury Steam? Mercury Steam are not worth the air they breathe! What motivates a top video game producer to confront a spanish video game developer that most of us would run from???
HIDEO: The answer, is..... MONEY!  

This was awesome.

[bucky]

Uzo, shelverton.

Thanks for the laughs. 

[Maedhros]

KONAMI: The 3DS is a powerful device.
IGA: Can it really bring me back?
KONAMI: You are a good producer, IGA. You are as Konami intended.
IGA: I've done questionable games...
KONAMI: Yes, to our lasting shame. But we shed those poor level designers, never again will we use them.
IGA: It is not your place to judge the worth of level designers!
KONAMI: You have ever been the ally of level designers! Have you forgotten what they did to your Portrait of Ruin?
IGA: The blood that flows through my veins is cursed. 'Twould be best if I were to disappear forever.

(IGA goes to Mercury Steam HQ)

IGA: Show yourself Cox! I know you're in there!
HIDEO: Cox doesn't like visitors.. but I'll tell you where he is.... if.. you.. PLAY!

(Hideo hands over a copy of Castlevania Lords of Shadow to IGA)

IGA: You side against me…for the sake of Mercury Steam? Mercury Steam are not worth the air they breathe! What motivates a top video game producer to confront a spanish video game developer that most of us would run from???
HIDEO: The answer, is..... MONEY!  

LOL, that's what I'm talking about! Thanks.

[e105beta]

COX: Where can I find him?
FAN 1: Don't make me stay here, I will die.
COX: I have come to reboot this franchise. Where is IGA?
FAN 2: Do not look into the death star or you will die.
COX: ...What?

*Yamane walks in*

YAMANE: Let's live here together.

*Cox backs away, only to bump into IGA*

COX: Uhhh...
IGA: I told you after Castlevania not to return.
COX: Die monster!

*Cox whips IGA in the stomach, felling him, and IGA vomits a bone into Cox's hand.*

FAN 1: The morning sun has vanquished the horrible night!
FAN 2: You now prossess IGA's Rib!
COX: What a horrible night to have a curse...

[X]

LOL! Geez! all you guys're just pulling out the stops on this one! 

-X

[VeteranVk]

Kojima approaching Cox after his initial presentation of LoS.



"You like Castlevania, don't you...?"

[mistressalucard]

Yamane: Wait a moment, you seem like a composer and yet, what do you here?
Aroujo: I've come to destroy this OST.

LOL irl

That was funny.