Topic: Poll: Richter vs Alucard

[thernz]

depends on which character is being controlled by the player and how good the player is

heh

[Grim_Creeper]

I suspect very VERY strongly that any such fight would have a dramatic resolution rather than a clear winner. It would almost certainly revolve around some dramatic point of the storyline.

[danceofgold]

depends on which character is being controlled by the player and how good the player is

heh

LOL I knew someone was gonna say that.

[Vampire Killer]

Well, Ritcher is considerably more manly, which therefore means his johnson is much larger.  Richter by default then.

[Alutwon]

I voted Richter but if we are going by johnson size then Alucard wins. His voice is so deep that his basketballs must be kept in his boot

[X]

I voted Richter but if we are going by johnson size then Alucard wins. His voice is so deep that his basketballs must be kept in his boot

Except he's androgynous so he's either got a really small pair or he doesn't have any at all 

-X

[thernz]

All the manliness went into his vocal cords and nothing else.

[GuyStarwind]

Not to mention we could be talking about DXC Alucard as well. He doesn't have much of a manly voice in that game.

[Vampire Killer]

I voted Richter but if we are going by johnson size then Alucard wins. His voice is so deep that his basketballs must be kept in his boot

Well, according to the replies below your response, Alucard does indeed have a small penis.  So IN YOUR FACE.....with Alucard's tiny penis.