Topic: The ''help me write stuff'' thread

[Lelygax]

I think it would be hilarious.

[VladCT]

Dunno, but is decapitation your forte?

[Super Waffle]

Dunno, but is decapitation your forte?

I've cut the head off an anime girl or two in my time.

I have.... maybe three stories that deal with that?

[VladCT]

Oh well, if you don't mind whipping out the guillotine then go right ahead.

[Lelygax]

Its bad thing that it still hilarious to me?

[VladCT]

Eh, I've laughed at worse.

[Lelygax]

Good to know, because my fingers are itching to type this last post but I almost didn't make it because I didn't knew the response that I would receive.

[Mooning Freddy]

If I wrote a story where one of the Castlevania girls somehow gets converted into a flying Medusa head, would that be sexy or would it just make that character really annoying?

It's okay with me. The game Breath of Fire 2 has a transformation system which turns your characters into more powerful creatures, some of which are cool while others are weird as hell.
You have this ultra big and strong rat-man who turns into something like an armadillo.

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Then you have this plant-creature who has 3 transformation, one of which is a mushroom-girl (?) and another looks like an onion with feet (??)

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On another note, your fanfiction is quite hard to appreciate for someone who doesn't know any of the animes / mangas you base your stories on.

[Lelygax]

On another note, your fanfiction is quite hard to appreciate for someone who doesn't know any of the animes / mangas you base your stories on.

Sadly its true, but I think its a normal trait of fanfictions.

[Super Waffle]

Oh well, if you don't mind whipping out the guillotine then go right ahead.

I've never actually used a guillotine in one of my stories.

One magical girl had her head bitten off and eaten by a giant Lovecraftian monster (and then it ate the rest of her)

Gwendolyn from Odin Sphere had her head cut off by Velvet's chain whip bondage thing.

That Jun girl from 999 had her head sliced off with an axe.

Lelouch had his head cut off in some really contrived cockpit damage.

One of the Bad Ends in Terrible Things Happen to Akane involves a cyborg chick vaporizing Akane's head with a particle cannon (while the rest of her body remained intact)

Those are the ones I remember off the top of my head.

[Super Waffle]

pointless post.

[Super Waffle]

I HAVE AN IDEA.



...but it's Final Fantasy X-2 related instead of Castlevania.  And it's pretty weird even compared to my usual approach.  It uhhhh involves the way the three main characters were designed.

I'm not sure I'll ever actually write it. 

[Gunlord]

Do iiiit

[Super Waffle]

Well, okay then.  I guess I can talk about it a little bit more.

The Gullwing girls are fighting some plant creature; nothing's been finalized but it's most likely a Malboro at this point.  Everything seems to be going well for the heroines until Mr. Malboro does his burping thing for crowd control.  Marlboro toxins leave them staggered closely around him for a few fateful seconds, at which point three of his tentacles lash out and quickly find their targets in unarmored belly buttons (minor clothing malfunction there, girls).  The tentacles serve as a Corruption Juice delivery system.  The Malboro itself sprouts some nasty mushroom-like formation that encloses the immediate vicinity so none of the goods are damaged during gestation.  A few seconds / minutes / hours / brief timeskip later, the Not-Gullwings spawn out of the mushroom in a cloud of spores.  And then... I don't know.  I usually leave at least one or two other characters standing around for the corruptee(s) to brutally kill off and establish they have, indeed, crossed the line, but that doesn't really work with the whole group assimilation angle I have going here.  The lack of an ending is like the main thing that's holding me back, aside from wondering if I should tone down the part with the surprise navel invasion.

The weird thing is I was looking at random FFX-2 videos after I came up with this idea and saw one of Yuna's dressphere changes involves her blossoming out of a giant flower, so this does actually have some kind of precedent in the context of the game.

I was planning on giving the girls a mutant Spriggan motif, though.  Yuna would still have her short shorts but her skirt-thing would made out of lily vines.  Rikku would have sunflowers growing out of her ponytail and a new leaf bra.  Payne's warrior outfit could be redesigned so it looks like it's made out of black rose petals, etc.  They would spend the rest of their time as nature spirits guarding their forest / Father Malboro / whatever.  In another universe, this could have been a clever allegory for the Greenpeace fads of the 1980s instead of just some dumb exploitation fanfic.


Working title:  Fun Times with the Fungi

[Lelygax]

They will have bad breath because of that?