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After reading and contributing to Rid's List: Things That I am no longer allowed to do in Castlevania, I've decided to make of list of reasons why we would want to visit and/or hang out in Castlevania (aside for kicking Dracula's ass).  Feel free to contribute as we all did with Rid's list.

1. Easy and willing women (succubi)

2. Vast deposits of potentially lost knowledge in the Long Library

3. Admire the architecture.

4. Make a Blair Witch Project knockoff

5. Lure Jehovah's Witnesses to get rid of them
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Re: Darkwzrd4's List: Reasons Why We Would Want To Visit Castlevania
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2011, 02:31:32 PM »
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6) Get rich by breaking shit or just find that huge amount of money just lying around.

7) Face it, there's all this cool weaponry and other stuff just there.

8) Fight through Castlevania the way that the main characters didn't have the intelligence to do (like pull out a handgun and shoot Shaft's stupid ball to save Richter, but not even entering the throne room).
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« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2011, 03:28:42 PM »
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1) Get rich by breaking shit or just find that huge amount of money just lying around.

2) Face it, there's all this cool weaponry and other stuff just there.

3) Fight through Castlevania the way that the main characters didn't have the intelligence to do (like pull out a handgun and shoot Shaft's stupid ball to save Richter, but not even entering the throne room).
should be 6,7,and 8
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« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2011, 04:49:30 PM »
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Derp. Wasn't looking at what keys I was hitting. X)
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« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2011, 05:34:40 PM »
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Haha, number 1.

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« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2011, 09:05:48 PM »
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1. Easy and willing women (succubi)


It'll cost your soul.

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« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2011, 04:31:52 PM »
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8... or 9..?: Free food. Although you'd have to resort to smashing up the castle in order to get it.
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« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2011, 05:26:47 PM »
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8... or 9..?: Free food. Although you'd have to resort to smashing up the castle in order to get it.

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« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2011, 09:24:48 PM »
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10. Visiting the save point. It heals every wounds and disease.

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« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2011, 03:13:31 AM »
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11) using the LABORATORY!!!!!!

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« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2011, 03:17:37 AM »
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10. Visiting the save point. It heals every wounds and disease.
And revives you as you last were when you die.

We could cure all worldly diseases and mortality with this technology.
Laura and Gabriel arrive in the deepest cave of the castle and... they find IGA.

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« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2011, 05:39:04 AM »
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11. 24/7 Non-stop awesome music
12. Free food spawns everywhere! [<--- May be potentially dangerous, but if you're hungry enough, anything goes]
13. Get to pick up the almighty Valmanyway

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« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2011, 04:20:14 PM »
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14. I'd go to Castlevania to find the Ring of Varda, Crissaegrim sword and God's garb, then go back home and be a superhero or something.
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« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2011, 12:07:22 AM »
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14. I'd go to Castlevania to find the Ring of Varda, Crissaegrim sword and God's garb, then go back home and be a superhero or something.
That'd make you the ultimate friggin super hero.

15. Learn how to turn into mist (and learn how to turn back first, before trying it). Imagine what you could do with that. :P
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« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2011, 12:39:09 AM »
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16. Hot Vampiric chicks.

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