Well, then, the people that were at the front barricades, CAREFULLY MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE LARGE ROOM, FIRST DOOR ON THE RIGHT (NOT LEFT! THAT IS THE COLOSSEUM!)
There is more than 1 entrance to the castle center from the Underground tunnel and the waterway, too. Mobius and Harrycombs know where they are.
*Group C makes their way to where Highwind is, taking great care not to trip any wires.*
All we can do is wait for the Russians to attack.
*walkie-talkie beeps, it's Sinful*
This is Sinful, over.
This is Highwind.
Sinful: the Russians are using the giant soviet bear as a battering ram against the villa foyer door, but it's not budging.
Me: Just be ready to fire when it breaches the door sooner or later, over.
Sinful: Will copy, over.
To X: Hmm, Neobelmont is out of the fight, now who could drive it?
*lightbulb*
FREDDY!
Meanwhile, over at castle B*
Mooning freddy: I've set the charge, and got a stronger portal spell. Just set the co-ordinates for the castle center and FWOOM!
*Teleports directly in front of Highwind, just as the charge goes off, destroying castle B.*
Freddy: That was too close.
Me: Hey freddy, X left a set of instructions to whomever wishes to drive the 'Bull' tank around and squish some Reds, do you want to drive it?\
Freddy: FUCK YEAH I LIKE TANKS!
*Freddy takes the instructions and goes to the bull tank to get it ready to use.*
*Walkie-talkie again, it's Neobelmont.*
This is Highwind.
NeoBelmont: What's happening?
Me: Legion got killed, the castle wall and the villa courtyard fell, and the soviet bear is using itself as a battering ram on the villa foyer door to no effect. Also, X booby-trapped the shit out of the castle center entrance, with magical Nitro and Mandragoras, so yeah, a lot happened while you were out. Oh yeah! The Avatar of Khaine was summoned, and the soviet bear is immune to gunfire and poison. The Avatar is the only thing that can kill the bear, but I have a hunch that General grover is behind all of this.
Neobelmont: THE GENERAL GROVER!?!?!?!?! FROM THE "SHATTERHAND" INCIDENT!?!?!?!?
Me: YES, NEOBELMONT, THAT GENERAL GROVER.
Anyways, that's all for now, just get some rest, over.
Neobelmont: Will do, over.
*To myself*
Alright! Let's get this party started!
*Goes to raid the castle center bars.*
(Long story short, in the Villa (Lightning strikes!!!!) Version 5.0, we invaded and conquered the castle center. The forum planet upgraded wiped out the posts, BUT IT STILL HAPPENED!
So, we built many bars in it, including the library and observatory.
)
Sure. Just beware of the Vampire maids in those places. They'll serve you more then just booze.
Pfft, yeah, they tried that shit on Harrycombs when we invaded the castle center. He didn't believe them, so he threw it at them and burned them.
TL;DR: they tried to serve him sulfuric acid.