Neobelmont: Here!
Slayer: Here!
Kregan: Present.
Sulaco: Currently here.
Mobius: Well, DUH!
Harrycombs: Here.
Donvermicelli: Unscathed and present.
Nathan: I survived a long fall into the catacombs of Dracula's castle; now what do you think? Of course I'm here!
Me: I am here and everyone is accounted for.
X: Good, now all we can do is ride out the storm.
Meanwhile, back at the castle wall....
Werelion: Sinful! All this ash on the villa roof will cause it to collapse!
Sinful: Good point! Alright, weres! Evacuate all of the alcohol and the demonic machine gunners to the hedge maze crypt! It's collapse-proof!
Weres: MOVE OUT!
*The weres evacuate everyone in the Villa and all the alcohol to the Hedge maze crypt.*
Russian Lieutenant: Sinful, look!
*A loud creaking is heard from the Villa. All of a sudden, the roof collapses and the walls topple over.*
Sinful: Well, it looks like attrition has finally taken it's toll on the villa. It has finally fallen.
Weres: No problem! We'll just rebuild it after all this fighting is over with! New and improved.
Sinful: Sounds like a plan.
*The ash cloud still rages outside.*