Me: So, they built a make shaft city fort alongside the canal? Hold on, I've got this.
*Flys up high above the city fort*
Me: Come on.....come on....
*Using the power of his lance, highwind merges several cold and warm fronts, creating several F5 tornados.*
Me: Now...Just need to point with my lance where they will touch down.
*Points at several key spots in the city fort and lets the tornadoes descend.*
*The Resulting carnage wipes out the fort and kills all of the Russian soldiers.
Me: Ok, everyone, each of you take a bag of C4, and plant it on the locks and the sides of the canal. MOVE OUT!
*They all go and plant c4 all along the entire length of the canal.*
Donvermicelli: It's done, dragoon! Now let's blow it up!
*Don activates the C-4 with the detonator, destroying the Canal with many large explosions.*
X: Dragoon, do you want to talk to Putin now?
Me: Yes.
*Picks up the red Phone to Moscow.*
Putin: Da?
Me: President Putin, this is Highwind dragoon, leader of the Villa militia. I'm sure by now you've heard of all the destruction we have caused your nation. Now, we have no desire to continue fighting you if you would just sign a peace trea-
Putin: I WILL NOT NEGOTIATE WITH YOUR TERRORIST GROUP! *Hangs up the phone.*
Me: Well, that was just plain fucking rude.
X: What now, dragoon?
Me: I think that Russia doesn't respect us, and never will. We must show them the error of their ways and make an example of their capital, Moscow.
Slayer: Highwind, you're not talking about the Ultima Cannon are you?
Me: Yep, It seems it's the only thing that Will end this little war, here and now. Other wise, this could drag on for years.
Harrycombs: Do you realize how many people will die because of this?
Me: And many more will suffer and die if it doesn't end now.
*On walkie-talkie* Chaos Guardian General, Activate the Ultima Cannon, now!
Chaos Guardian General: ARE YOU SURE? THE RAMIFICATIONS FROM THE BLAST ALONE WOULD-
Me: JUST DO IT AND POINT IT AT MOSCOW!
Chaos Guardian General: Well, ok, you're technically in charge here, so here goes nothing.
*The Ultima cannon is warmed up, pointed towards Moscow, and fired.*
*Ultima Lv. 16 Animation*
Moscow, and the surrounding Metropolitan area, has been wiped off the face off the earth and turned into a smoking crater.
*Everyone turns to look fearfully at highwind.*
Me: Yeah, that's right! Now don't ever fuck with me, got it?
Everyone: ...... *Too nervous to talk.
Me: Chaos Guardian General, Moscow has been obliterated.
Chaos Guardian General: Dragoon, I'm detecting a rather large bolt of anti-matter heading towards Volgograd.
Me: SHIT! EVERYONE, USE TELEPORT, NOW!
*They all teleport away in time as Volgograd is annihilated by a blast from the anti-matter cannon.*
Golden Sun Dark Dawn OST: An Eclipsed WorldMe: No...this is really fucking bad right now...the worst.......
Celticus: Why? What's wrong, dragoon?
Me: I've seen that weapon before.......Cthulhu and the other old ones made it....it's the anti-matter cannon.
Neobelmont: Why should we be worried at all?
Me: Because, the blast created a black hole that will eventually suck all of existence into it.
Sulaco: Wow, that actually sounds really shitty.
Slayer: Well, Dragoon, What now? Do you have a plan for this?
Me: Yes I do, and listen carefully: I am the only one who can stop this. If I fail, contact the Chaos guardian general and tell him to fire the Ultima cannon at the black hole.
Kregan: Forgive me for intruding, but that idea sounds incredibly, well, insane.
Me: Yeah, well, It's the only chance we have of stopping this.
Golden Sun Dark Dawn OST: Ascend to DestinyMe: Wish me luck!
*Shatterhand teleport animation*