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Offline Super Waffle

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If Dracula thinks men are miserable little piles of secrets
« on: April 29, 2012, 12:49:04 AM »
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What are his views on women?
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Re: If Dracula thinks men are miserable little piles of secrets
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2012, 01:59:26 AM »
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Quote from: Super Waffle on April 29, 2012, 12:49:04 AM
What are his views on women?

Ritchie Belmont should of used that reply to make his head explode of finished that battle instantly & without effort.
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Re: If Dracula thinks men are miserable little piles of secrets
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2012, 02:59:04 AM »
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He likes teh ladies, as evidenced by his responses to the ones that he has captured or who have gone to kill him.
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Re: If Dracula thinks men are miserable little piles of secrets
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2012, 09:16:57 AM »
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Dude spends most of his time taking random broads and turning them into vampires so that they can turn tricks at night.

He's pretty much a undead pimp.
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Re: If Dracula thinks men are miserable little piles of secrets
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2012, 09:32:55 AM »
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Quote from: Sinful on April 29, 2012, 01:59:26 AM
Ritchie Belmont should of used that reply to make his head explode of finished that battle instantly & without effort.
It'd be more effort than Hydro Storming him to death. :P
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Re: If Dracula thinks men are miserable little piles of secrets
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2012, 12:57:34 PM »
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Quote from: Super Waffle on April 29, 2012, 12:49:04 AM
What are his views on women?
He likes them blonde with big boobs and a sword going through their chest.
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Re: If Dracula thinks men are miserable little piles of secrets
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2012, 01:06:32 PM »
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vs Richter: Fuck! Damn Belmonts! Leave me alone!
vs Maria: *sheds tear* So sweet and pure...

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Re: If Dracula thinks men are miserable little piles of secrets
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2012, 01:37:28 PM »
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Jonathan Harker is not amused.
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Re: If Dracula thinks men are miserable little piles of secrets
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2012, 09:40:13 PM »
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Well of course he's not amused.  How can he appear amused when he's played by an actor who doesn't know how to emote?
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Re: If Dracula thinks men are miserable little piles of secrets
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2012, 09:43:20 PM »
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Hey, dude can smile. He smiled whenever he thought Bill's stepmom was really hot.
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Re: If Dracula thinks men are miserable little piles of secrets
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2012, 09:58:34 PM »
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Re: If Dracula thinks men are miserable little piles of secrets
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2012, 07:58:45 AM »
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LOL that picture is great  ;D
Please show us more!
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Re: If Dracula thinks men are miserable little piles of secrets
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2012, 09:40:24 AM »
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so he thinks that every woman is his wife lol
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Re: If Dracula thinks men are miserable little piles of secrets
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2012, 10:12:16 AM »
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I think we should make a meme out of these.

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Re: If Dracula thinks men are miserable little piles of secrets
« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2012, 03:29:15 AM »
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Quote from: Green Stranger on April 29, 2012, 12:57:34 PM
He likes them blonde with big boobs and a sword going through their chest.
I see what you did there.
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