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Epic commercials
« on: April 30, 2012, 03:26:02 AM »
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Commercials are usually lame, but sometimes there are those commercials that are so epic it leaves a smile on your face every time you watch them. Whoever came up with the idea is a genius, I think to myself.
If you know of any post them here!

Sprite - North Korea (Kim Jong-il)

Yes Commercial, Magnet Man

Yes Commercial, "Groomsman"
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Re: Epic commercials
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2012, 06:08:56 AM »
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HD Banned Xbox Commercial

I love this commercial.
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Re: Epic commercials
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2012, 09:50:21 AM »
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LOL!! That XBOX commercial was banned?? Who was stupid enough to do that!? That was hilarious to see.
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Re: Epic commercials
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2012, 09:56:24 AM »
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America.

It's a fucked up country filled with stupid people (which is why it's banned) ruled by a corrupt government with thousands upon thousands of corrupt cops and other enforcers.
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Re: Epic commercials
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2012, 12:19:06 PM »
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ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER, etc.

Objectively this is the best commercial:

Eagleman (The Original)
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Re: Epic commercials
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2012, 04:37:58 PM »
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"BOOM BOOM!"
"... Just a second." *dies*

That was awesome and then the music made it even better.

But let's not kid ourselves. The hands-free pushups commercial is still one of the best.
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Re: Epic commercials
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2012, 07:21:56 PM »
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A thread like this wouldn't be complete without an Old Spice commercial:
Old Spice | The Man Your Man Could Smell Like

Oh, and this is what I'd call "Aggressive Marketing" (dunno if that term even exists, LOL):
Panda Cheese Commercial - دعـــايــة جبنة باندا
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Re: Epic commercials
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2012, 10:38:00 PM »
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Don't fuck with the panda!  :o

The hospital one was the best, I think. Looks at the nurse like, "Yeah, I just did, bitch. What you gonna do?"
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Re: Epic commercials
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2012, 11:55:30 PM »
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Quote from: VladCT on April 30, 2012, 07:21:56 PM
A thread like this wouldn't be complete without an Old Spice commercial:
Old Spice | The Man Your Man Could Smell Like


Those remind me of these ones:
Frozen Food :30 | VELVEETA CHEESY SKILLETS

I absolutely hate about 99.9% of the commercials I see, but the Velveeta ones are some of the rare few that have made me laugh out loud.
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Re: Epic commercials
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2012, 03:07:59 AM »
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Quote from: Kale on April 30, 2012, 09:56:24 AM
America.

It's a fucked up country filled with stupid people (which is why it's banned) ruled by a corrupt government with thousands upon thousands of corrupt cops and other enforcers.

Because every other country doesn't have a laundry list of banned movies and such, amirite? ;p

The best commercials ever are these ones. Don't even say otherwise or you're an asshole.

Robocop Fried Chicken Commercial 1980's

Trent Reznor and Shinya Tsukamoto collaborate on a commercial for MTV Japan
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Oh yeah, and also:
meat

Soda as well.

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Re: Epic commercials
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2012, 12:32:28 PM »
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Quote from: VladCT on April 30, 2012, 07:21:56 PM
A thread like this wouldn't be complete without an Old Spice commercial:
Old Spice | The Man Your Man Could Smell Like

Oh, and this is what I'd call "Aggressive Marketing" (dunno if that term even exists, LOL):
Panda Cheese Commercial - دعـــايــة جبنة باندا

Why in hells name did you get a minus for this post I have no idea. But I love those Panda commercials. They need more of them.
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Re: Epic commercials
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2012, 12:25:59 AM »
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This one rubs me the wrong way. I cant be the only one who sees this and finds it terribly wrong...
Retro Junk Commercials - Squeeze It Drink


Now try to watch this without shedding a single tear.
Thai Life Insurance - Father Voiceless (The Saddest Commercial Ever) [eng]

I dare you

also, I see your Oldspice guy, and raise you an Oldspice girl.

Old Spice Girl Commercial
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Re: Epic commercials
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2012, 02:43:28 PM »
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That commercial was awesome! Which magazine! And Shut up and TAKE MY MONEY!

But seriously, she was pretty hot.


EDIT: Oh by the way, that "saddest" commercial ever sucked. It was basically a girl going "My dad sucks, so I want to kill myself." Like I said before in a thread, I have little sympathy for suicidal people, less  so when it's a stupid reason.
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Re: Epic commercials
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2012, 07:52:53 PM »
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Quote from: beingthehero on April 30, 2012, 12:19:06 PM

Objectively this is the best commercial:

Eagleman (The Original)

OH MY GOD.
Actually... yes it is. Objectively.
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Re: Epic commercials
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2012, 04:47:53 PM »
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Quote from: Kale on May 23, 2012, 02:43:28 PM
EDIT: Oh by the way, that "saddest" commercial ever sucked. It was basically a girl going "My dad sucks, so I want to kill myself." Like I said before in a thread, I have little sympathy for suicidal people, less  so when it's a stupid reason.

Some of their other commercials are pretty sad or just plain "beautiful".

"Thai Life Insurance" Thai Ads I need more time "my son" [ sub English ]

The Saddest Commercial Ever (CRY !!!)

thai insurance CM - "My Girl" with Eng sub

Thai Insurance CM - "Grandma" with Eng sub
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