Topic: Are you a bad enough dude to buy these ebay items?

[beingthehero]

First up, a booty enhancing spell cast by a Witch. Or a Haunted Gypsy. It isn't really clear.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/BOOTY-ENHANCEMENT-Spell-Cast-by-Witch-haunted-gypsy?item=320442442490&cmd=ViewItem

Just so you know, 17 people bought this.

Secondly,

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Santeria-spell-haunted-SPIRIT-GHOST-DOLL-MADE-SPECIFICALLY-FOR-YOU-/180898762207?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2a1e680ddf

A custom...haunted doll. For $1,999.99. Shipping is free, though!

To be honest, the highlight of this thing is for the description: "We do HARDCORE spells for HARDCORE situations", which is the gnarliest sales pitch.

So basically, witchcraft and dumb people are thriving on ebay.

[Mooning Freddy]

This is actually pretty cool. If it wasn't so expensive the doll could make a badass gift.

Also, lol wut

http://www.ebay.com/itm/BECOME-A-POWERFUL-LUCIFERIAN-VAMPIRE-OR-LUCIFERIAN-VAMPIRESS-HIGH-ALTER-MAGICK?item=120902299961&cmd=ViewItem&_trksid=p5197.m1374&_trkparms=algo%3DUPI.GIROS%26itu%3DI%26otn%3D12%26pmod%3D180898762207%26po%3DLVI%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D8901625294295786071

[darkmanx_429]

Did you see some of the other spells for sale? Revenge spell anyone? Lottery win spell...?

[A-Yty]

Thanks for the heads up! That doll will look nice on the shelf, next to the plastic container where Brad Pitt has breathed in.

[beingthehero]

Every other listed spell by the butt wizard is a lottery/love spell, but they command a premium of $15.

Also the VAMPIRE SPELL or whatever has the most amazing description, and an obscene amount of exclamation points (!!!!!!)

[Ratty]

I thought they banned the sale of "haunted items" on ebay like a bajillion years ago, along with souls. Because there was no way to prove the item was in the condition described in the former cases, and no way of making sure the transaction had been completed at all in the latter.

[Bloodreign]

Well at least a nice female ass greeted me upon opening of the booty spell. The rest I didn't bother to check.

[beingthehero]

But that ass can be yours, Bloodreign-kun.

[knightmere]

What is all this blasphemy?

[Ratty]

What is all this blasphemy?

Fraud. Here's a talk from one of the world's foremost experts on the subject.
James Randi's fiery takedown of psychic fraud

[Mooning Freddy]

URI GELLER - Seeing is Believing - Documentary Reports

Fraud or not, this guy is still hilarious.

[Nail_Bombed]

I have not a lot to add to this - bar the thread title instantly made me recall this...

[VladCT]

@Nail_Bombed