Topic: Legends or gorilla?

[Mooning Freddy]

This was a poll held 5 years ago and I felt it needs to be redone simply because it's hilarious.
http://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/index.php/topic,22.0.html
If you had a choice between having to play nothing but CV:Legends for a whole year or being viciously raped by an angry gorilla, which would you choose?

[Odile Kuronuma]

Raping isn't fun.But I don't wanna play Legends either....I can't say which one is worse.
Well I still prefer to have my mind violated by a Dark priest.

[beingthehero]

Is the gorilla wearing protection?

[Chernabogue]

I prefer the Dark Priest over the Gorilla.

[X]

I'd play Legends and unleash the Raping gorilla on al-Qaeda. Their so-called faith could use a good "Knock-up"

[Jorge D. Fuentes]

This poll is flamebait.
Locked.

Also, Legends isn't nearly as bad as rape.  Read some books about rape and you'll understand that it's not a laughing matter, nor something to take lightly.

Other choices that would've conveyed the same feeling are:
-taking a stick to the eye
-having your gums scraped