Topic: Let's start a Nintendo Is Evil thread!

[Lelygax]

I prefer she destroying all without warnings, like Orochi would do.

[X]

I wanna see her warn them. I wanna see them S**t their pants! They deserve it.

[Gecko]

That damn Wiimote was designed as a conspiracy to make people more physically active. Those horrible bastards!

[Shiroi Koumori]

The wiimote does not make you healthy. It is all in the flick of your wrist.

[KaZudra]

25 of Virtually nothing but Sequels
"Nintendo is Always innovating"

I consider this evil

[TheouAegis]

The wiimote does not make you healthy. It is all in the flick of your wrist.

Flicking my wrist is the only exercise I ever get. And I don't have a Wii.

[X]

Flicking my wrist is the only exercise I ever get. And I don't have a Wii.

LOL!

[Ratty]

Flicking my wrist is the only exercise I ever get. And I don't have a Nintendo Wii.

Fixed that for ya.

[Abnormal Freak]

Maybe he's a eunuch who gives dandy handies every day.

[TheouAegis]

Mel Brooks - Eunuch Test

[Pfil]

Since we're talking about Nintendo being evil...
I'd like them to put more themes like the castle themes in the Mario games, or some minor mode themes from Galaxy 2, and less happy-jolly major mode music.
It changes so much when the music is in minor mode!

And recent games have that bah-bah voices in the music, and...

...well, I kinda hate them.

So Nintendo is evil because they show us what they can do, and then they do it just a little per game.

Nintendo is also evil because they teased me with one game of Metroid: Other M and they never released another one.

And you know what's the main reason that Nintendo is evil?
They make us all Castlevania fans GREEN of envy of Mario fans, because while they have, like, I don't know, 15 different Mario games per generation, we have to struggle to get a new Castlevania game after 2 years or more... and not always it is what we want, I don't remember the last time a CV game was unanimously accepted by everyone on the fanbase.

So yes! Nintendo is evil!
Evil like Disney!
Evil like the unicorns on Charlie the Unicorn!

[Lelygax]

Nintendo waited the fans do the dirty job and create a Legend of Zelda Timeline, then they used all the fans ideas without credits as if its a Nintendo original idea. Also they created a book to sell these ideas. Thats why Nintendo is bad, because they manipulate their stupid fans to create things for they own.

[X]

Nintendo is evil for making such a fucking mess out of the Zelda timeline to begin with 

[Super Waffle]

or they just intentionally made the series with no overarching timeline intended and they were forced to retcon one to make the series' OCD fanbase happy.

[Jorge D. Fuentes]

Since we're talking about Nintendo being evil...
I'd like them to put more themes like the castle themes in the Mario games, or some minor mode themes from Galaxy 2, and less happy-jolly major mode music.
It changes so much when the music is in minor mode!

Castle - New Super Mario Bros.

What about this gem?