While true, when the news comes from a source that is definitely not a credible one, then I think Microsoft wins out. It's like saying, the Onion posted a news saying Obama, Bush, and Clinton have raped all the children Mexico over the past 15 years. You'd take that news over reality. And you REALLY hate all those presidents and their policies.
I was gonna say something else, but I'm sure people would've been even more touchy about that one. So this one that's pretty bad is good enough.