Topic: 2014 - Lords of Shadow 2 DLC To feature playable Chupacabra.

[EstebanT]

Oh hey, Its April fools day.

[crisis]

NOT COOL MAN

[Kingshango]

I would kill for that honestly.

[uzo]

Might as well have been real.

[Shinobi]

It will be better if something like "IGA's new metroidvania revealed!"

[K.G. Morder]

Imagine: your job is to go around the castle and fucking STEAL stuff from brotherhood Knights, and make them chase you into traps and shit.

[Chernabogue]

Playable IGA DLC

[e105beta]

Playable IGA DLC

You play as IGA in his cowboy hat with his whip who gets sucked through the TV into the Castlevania world. There, here partners with Simon Belmont to take down Dracula.

Filled with lots of bad, overeager voice acting and weird 90's special effects.

[uzo]

Imagine: your job is to go around the castle and fucking STEAL stuff from brotherhood Knights, and make them chase you into traps and shit.

Sounds better than I would have initially thought.

[EstebanT]

It will be better if something like "IGA's new metroidvania revealed!"

I figured it was too mean. I was going to make it "New Castlevania 2015 to be developed by Vanillaware" But I know if I read that and it was a lie, I would be pissed.

[KaZudra]

Castlevania 2015 for Ps4,Xbone, and PC by Team Ninja Theory

Let's face it, they are the only ones who truly understands how platforming should be in 3D games.

[e105beta]

Castlevania 2015 for Ps4,Xbone, and PC by Team Ninja Theory

Let's face it, they are the only ones who truly understands how platforming should be in 3D games.

But to do it like Ninja Theory would require some sort of chain weapon

To put one of those into the game would require us to rip-off DmC, or worse, God of War.

[Maedhros]

It couldn't make the game any worse than it is already.

[uzo]

Castlevania 2015 for Ps4,Xbone, and PC by Team Ninja Theory

Let's face it, they are the only ones who truly understands how platforming should be in 3D games.

You want a Belmont that looks like Tameem? The old canon and characters to be spit upon? Broke Back Belmont?

Suit yourself. I'm out.

[KaZudra]

You want a Belmont that looks like Tameem? The old canon and characters to be spit upon? Broke Back Belmont?

Suit yourself. I'm out.

If it were collaborated with some Castlevania vets with restrictions on TNT it could turn out pretty good.

but for the love of god, Keep (Hideo) Kojima away from castlevania. He's in the middle of Career malpractice with MGSV