Topic: Castlevania Puns!

[theANdROId]

  Eh?!  Eh?!! 

- X already has a stake in such a thread, so why not start one?

- I didn't know Were to put it but here!

- There are those who love puns, and Castlevania, so why not make a place forum!

- If you have questions, I guess you can axe, just don't be cross about it!

- Have fun making jokes that are ridiculous and Cornell! (er...corny...that last one...didn't quite turn out.)

[Dracula9]

I'm against this thread, but I'll try not to keep Harpy on you.

[theplottwist]

Why did the Yorick cross the road? Because he kicked his head to the other side.

How many Belmonts are needed to change a bulb? None, Belmonts break bulbs, not change them.

Skeleton approaches Succubus: "Hey sweets, wanna bone ol' Skeleton here?" to which she replies "I don't think you have the marrow to withstand me."

[theANdROId]

Way to show some spirit!  I appreciate your restraint as well Drac9, even though I did create this thread Juste because!

This thread is Count-ing on reader contributions!

[X]

I don't know if I have the 'heart' to respond. Enjoying my 'laurels' was never a strong point. Ah, well. Might as well make the effort and 'whip' up a good line or two. And maybe 'ring' out a few more when I have the time

[Dracula9]

"What a horrible night to have a purse," thought the villager travelling the outskirts of town.

Why is Olrox's true form green? He wanted to live up to his name of Max Shrek.

So, the script writers for the original Symphony of the Night and Portrait of Ruin got together for a nice dinner. It was an Enchanted Banquet of Madness.

The morning pun has vanquished the terrible fight.

I wanted to be friends with Dario, but he's just so Bossi.