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I'm a Shovel Knight boss now
« on: April 06, 2016, 07:55:01 PM »
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I'm Business Knight, come at me bro you see that shovel in hand that thing's all sharp and junk I'll schedule you for so many board meetings and performance evals you'll get a game over from exhaustion and/or boredom

and then the contents of the rear wall may or may not be put to use it all depends on the person



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Re: I'm a Shovel Knight boss now
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2016, 11:09:36 PM »
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I hear in the world of business, you're gonna have a bad time
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Re: I'm a Shovel Knight boss now
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2016, 05:46:04 PM »
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Re: I'm a Shovel Knight boss now
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2016, 08:03:19 PM »
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So what relic will I find in your stage?   :P

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Re: I'm a Shovel Knight boss now
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2016, 10:05:30 PM »
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A box that throws bad puns at enemies when you open it.


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Re: I'm a Shovel Knight boss now
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2016, 12:30:02 AM »
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Re: I'm a Shovel Knight boss now
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2016, 02:52:33 AM »
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A box that throws bad puns at enemies when you open it.
NYEH HEH HEH

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Re: I'm a Shovel Knight boss now
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2016, 03:21:47 AM »
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Wow, that must be tough. You wouldn't be able to maintain a day job because every 5 minutes someone would try to fight you..  :rollseyes:
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Re: I'm a Shovel Knight boss now
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2016, 04:22:14 AM »
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A box that throws bad puns at enemies when you open it.

I would love to have that relic... the puns would be so bad.

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Re: I'm a Shovel Knight boss now
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2016, 05:55:20 AM »
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Wow, that must be tough. You wouldn't be able to maintain a day job because every 5 minutes someone would try to fight you..  :rollseyes:

Not if your day job is Battle Lawyer.


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Re: I'm a Shovel Knight boss now
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2016, 08:32:58 AM »
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Not if your day job is Battle Lawyer.

You may be better off in Phoenix Wright as a boss
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Re: I'm a Shovel Knight boss now
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2016, 09:26:04 AM »
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But then I wouldn't get to use my shiny new trench shovel or wear helmets.


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« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2016, 02:18:03 PM »
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Re: I'm a Shovel Knight boss now
« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2016, 08:25:48 PM »
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wow rude

i obviously don't eat boxes

i chop them, obviously


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Re: I'm a Shovel Knight boss now
« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2016, 06:11:49 PM »
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For anyone who hasn't played Shovel Knight, I highly recommend it.
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