I'm curious to know what happens in Konami planning meetings these days. Especially when they talk about the future of their IPs. Here's what I think:
- So, what should we do next? Let's talk about Suikoden first!
- Uhmm... Screw dat, let's move on.
- Ok.... Sooo... What about Contra? It's been a while!
- Uuuh... That is sooo 80's. Forget it.
- Oh...ok... Well, I was thinking about Gradius the other day and...
- Next!
- Yeah... Of course... Well... Uhmm... Goemon?
- Don't make me laugh.
- Yeah, you're right... Moving on... Castlevania!
- No. Just no. We're not making any money on that old turd.
- Well, it's.... I mean.... You have a point.... So, Metal Gear Solid is...
- YES! OH GOD YES! Let's talk about Metsl Gear Solid!
I made myself depressed now.