Wait, I won?
Nice critique! I should point out that my whip is almost an exact rendition of the one in Castlevania III's intro.
I agree about the meat cutting board critique. However, that's not really 3d modeling issue as much as it is a texturing/skinning/rendering issue. I guess though I consider myself a pretty good modelmaker, I am lacking when it comes to those other aspects.
I can always do alternate textures, though.
Did no one make anything else? I thought someone had done a sword. Anyway, thank you all. I will award myself in a week or so, when I return.