*Later, on the beach of the Kalidus Channel, several wagons (And one Hummer) pull up along the beachline. Almost as soon as they come to a stop, Castlevania caracters begin pouring out.*
Richter: All right, Party time!
Soleyu: ROLL OUT THE KEGS!
*Dead silence. After a few seconds, Simon and Trevor grab Soleyu and throw him head first into the van, then Trevor slams the door in Soleyu's face*
Nathan: Will that really hold him?
Trevor: The boy's too stupid to figure out how to open a normal door, let alone a car door.
Nathan: Ah, touche.
*While Trevor and Simon had been taking care of Soleyu, a game of Beach volleyball had started up. Simultaneously, Soma, Jonathan, and Cornell were busy throwing together a makeshift stage for something...*
Soma: Alright, lets run through the checklist... Stage?
Jonathan: *Motions to the stage* Check.
Soma: Cameras?
*Marcel pops up from behind the stage with his camera in hand*
Marcel: Check!
Soma: Whipped Cream?
*Cornell pops open a nearby crate, revealing several dozen cans of whipped cream.*
Soma: Boys, I think we're just about redy to get this thing started.
*Off to the side, Christopher is shaking his head, hand on forehead.*
Chris: ...Teenagers...
Marcel: Teenagers? I'm 38!
Soma: Holy shit, you're 38? And how old is George, 45?
Marcel: ...He's younger than me...
*Meanwhile, a few hundred yards down the beach, Brauner and a very pissed off barlow are dragging along a large object covered in a tarp*
Barlowe: DAMN THOSE BELMONTS! THAT'S THE EIGHTH TIME THEY'VE PUT A FLAMING BAG OF MANUER ON MY PRCH STEP!
Brauner: And the eighth time you've fallen for it, too...
Barlowe: IT WAS ON FIRE! What, do you expect me to let it burn down my house!?
Brauner: There IS this thing called water...
Baarlowe: I WILL GET MY REVENGE ON THOSE IMMATURE BRATS TODAY!
*Barlowe yanks the tarp off the object, revealing it to be a massive Watermelon slingshot*
Brauner: ...You've got to be kidding me...
Barlowe: What? I'm not gonna kill then over a prank.
Brauner: It didn't sound that way a few minutes ago...
Barlowe: ...Shut up and help me load this thing...
*Back over with the heroes, Juste, Maxim, Albus, and Richter are playing agame of beach volleyball against Maria, Lydie, Sara, and Sonia. And losing horribly.*
Leon: *Sitting in the Lifeguard's chair as if it were a Ref's chair at a tennis match* FIFTY-LOVE! NEXT POINT FOR THE GIRLS WINS!
*Richter serves the ball, but just as it's about to get over the net, Maria and Sonia swat it down with a spike directly into Richter's face. The force of the blow sends him flying/sprawling back several yards.*
Maria: HAHA! WE WON!
Sonia: HA! So much for Cannon!
Juste/Maxim/Albus: We lost... to a bunch of girls...
Richter: *Struggling to get back up* Damnit, that was a foul! shot! It hit my face, not the ground!
Leon: Sorry, mate, it bounced off and hit the ground on your side. In bounds.
Richter: Aw, COME ON-!
*Suddenly, Richter gets nailed in the back of the head with a high-velocity watermelon, sending him flying/sprawling into the net*
Simon: Jesus Christ, what the hell was that!?
Hamner: TAKE COVAH!
*Everyone immediately dives aside as Hamner whips out a MASSIVE Spud Gun and fires several shots back towards the attackers*
*Back with Barlowe and Brauner...*
Barlowe: AHA! DID YOU SEE THAT!? TAKE THAT, YOU DAMN BRATS!
Brauner: Arn't most of them in their 20's-?
*Suddenly, a massive green blur nails Brauner in the chest, launching him into the air in a manner reminiscent of The Forgotten*
Barlowe: OH MY GOD WHAT WAS THA-!
*Two more green blurs fly by, nailing Barlowe in the face and the jewels respectively, launching him across the beach twice as fast as Brauner. Meanwhile, back with the "heroes", everyone stares at Hamner in shock.*
Julius: ...Hamner, what the hell are you firing?
Hamner: It's my personal Watermelon Launcher. I always bring one to beach parties.
Leon: I hope you realize how extremely wierd that is.
Hamner: What's so wierd about it? Havn't you ever had a watermelon fight?
*The others just start shaking their heads and walking away, one by one.*