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Offline Lumi Kløvstad

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Dear God it's back
« on: June 22, 2017, 07:14:08 PM »
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Gabe is back, returned from his Winter Sleep, and the Dark Lord of Steam hungers once more.
Is your wallet's body ready?

For those like me who are dead broke: run.
Run far, run fast, and hide well.
Repeat the mantra: "I have nothing, I shall give nothing." and wait in the fetal position until this whole thing blows over on July 5th.

How not to be a dark lord: the answer to that is a terribly interesting answer that involves an almost Jedi-like adherence to keeping oneself under control and finding ways to be true to yourself in a way that doesn't encourage the worst parts of you to become dangerously exaggerated and instead feeds your better nature. Also, protip: don't fuck with Alchemy or strike up any deals with ancient Japanese Shinigami gods no matter how tempting the deal or how suavely dressed the Shinigami is.

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Re: Dear God it's back
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2017, 01:01:06 AM »
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Wahahahaha!
It's the time of the year that makes me grateful that my PC is not gaming spec.

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Re: Dear God it's back
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2017, 01:13:18 AM »
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Lucky for me the only PC gaming I've ever done is emulation. That and the Still Life trilogy being the only other actual PC games.
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Re: Dear God it's back
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2017, 12:27:24 PM »
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I'm probably just gonna buy FO4 and MGSV
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Re: Dear God it's back
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2017, 08:01:25 PM »
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This event, combined with my general lack of monetary wealth, makes me think of Netflix's Series of Unfortunate Events theme:

    Look away, look away
    Look away, look away
    This [event] will wreck your evening​, your whole life, and your day...

    ...Just look away,
    Look away—
    There's nothing but horror and inconvenience on the way
    Ask any stable person, "Should I [look]?" and they will say:
    Look away.
    Look away, look away...

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