Topic: You suck so much at Castlevania...

[Bloodreign]

Idea stolen from the now defunct CV Attic, those were fun days.

You're suck so much at Castlevania Dracula destroyed himself out of boredom.

[RichterX]

You suck so much at CastleVania that the ferrymen killed you in Symphony of the Night.

[The Last Belmont]

you suck so much at castlevania that simon refuses to let you control him.

you suck so much at castlevania that you had to use game genie on por sisters mode.

[Kaneco]

Hey guys I'm new around here...moving on.

You suck so much at Castlevania, not even succubus would have sexual intercourse with you as much as she would like to with just about anyone for self pleasure before taking their soul(Sad!).

[erimocard]

u suck so much @ teh castlevani0rz u rly gravedigged tihs topic LOL

[Battler Ushiromiya]

You suck so much at Castlevania, Simon started talking like erimocard!

[SHOK]

You suck sooooo much at castlevania, Golem called you retarded

[Battler Ushiromiya]

You suck so much at Castlevania, Trevor actually hit himself with the VK.

You suck so much at Castlevania, you lost to the first skeleton in Dawn of Sorrow.

You suck so much at Castlevania, it takes you three hits to kill a bat.

[paletteswapmonster]

You suck so much at Castlevania that you suck at SotN as much as Oliver Motok.

[SHOK]

You suck sooo much at castlevaina that Dracula called you a geezer