Topic: You suck so much at Castlevania...

[Gimph]

In Reply To #210

*cries due to Death Note reference*

You suck so much at Castlevania, that the castle eroded before you beat the first level.

[CVfan13]

In Reply To #211

****. I didn't even realize what I just did there. Crap. *Bursts out Crying*

[Gimph]

L...

You suck so much at Castlevania, you can't figure out how to stop the game over screen from popping up every time you press the power button.

[CVfan13]

In Reply To #213

L? I was thinking about Light crawling up those stairs in the end and then Ryuk killed him.

[Gimph]

In Reply To #214

I know, I was too, but I just felt like saying L for the sake of depression.

[A n t r a x x]

You suck so much at Castlevania...

When Drac said he'd give you a century, you asked for change for a dollar.

[Gimph]

You suck so much at Castlevania, you thought hearts restored life.

[A n t r a x x]

You suck so much at Castlevania, you thought hearts restored life.

well, SHOULDn'T THEY?

[Gimph]

In Reply To #218

Well, they SHOULD, but they don't. Not in Castlevania anyway.

[A n t r a x x]

Just one of the eccentricites of Castelvania.

[Algernon]

That did piss me off when I first picked up a Castlevania game.

[Gimph]

That's why you shouldn't play Castlevania if you're a vegetarian!

[warfreak]

Yeah, it was the same for me. I was all "wtf?! Hearts don't restore my life! NOOOO" XD LOL.

[Long John Silver]

In Reply To #214
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*soma goes up the stairs, at the top he grabs his chest, goes HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG and falls over. then the screen pans to judgement simon with a notebook saying "just as planned"

[Gimph]

In Reply To #224

 

You suck so much at Castlevania, you stopped making jokes and decided to write about anime to make me sad instead...