Topic: You suck so much at Castlevania...

[Gimph]

You suck so much at Castlevania, that in Aria of Sorrow, you still can't figure out how to kill the zombies in the underground cemetery!

[warfreak]

You suck so much at Castlevania that in the older games, you STILL can't figure out how to climb stairs!

[That took me at least 5 minutes to figure out. XD I was sooo lost]

[Gimph]

You suck so much at Castlevania, that you got a game over falling off the edge in a 2D Castlevania game!

[Cypress]

You suck so much at castlevania that you couldn't get to the end of Akumajo Dracula Peke.
(prolly speldit rawung)

[Gimph]

You suck so much at Castlevania, that in Aria of Sorrow, you ran out of MP with the Chaos Ring equipped.

[Gimph]

You suck so much at Castlevania, that you died of a heart attack after seeing the first skeleton.

[Long John Silver]

you suck so much at castlevania that you post your own failures as a 'you suck' entries.

also when you post newbie mistakes that are completely possible to do, instead of something so utterly impossible only someone who really sucks could do it.

[Gimph]

Serio speaks from experience!

You suck so much at Castlevania, that the only reason the giant skeleton in Castlevania 64 fell off the cliff, is because it was laughing at you and fell over.

[Long John Silver]

In Reply To #173

i actually mocked you, cvfan and few others.

[CVfan13]

In Reply To #174

Nah, you don't need to mock me, I'm already doing it myself. 

[Gimph]

In Reply To #174

You have yet to mock me, and I would appreciate it if you would refrain from doing so, despite how much this comment is probably tempting you right now.

You suck so much at Castlevania, Actrise didn't bother fighting you, because by the time you got to the room of clocks, Carrie was no longer young enough to be a child sacrifice.

[erimocard]

You are so fat, the inverted castle fell of the sky when you entered it.

Wait... wrong topic. D:

[Gimph]

You suck so much at Castlevania, Malus shot himself waiting for you.

[The Last Belmont]

you suck so much at castlevania that all the kids grew up and ran away on henry's quest and you shot them thinking they were enemies.

[Gimph]

You suck so much at Castlevania, that the kids actually killed you when you tried to shoot them!