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Have you ever been violated by a Dark Priest?

Yes.  Even the name "Shaft" makes me giggle!
No.  WTF?  NO!  You sicko!!!
Umm.  I don't get it.
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The Dark Priest Appreciation Thread
« on: March 11, 2011, 07:43:00 AM »
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Come and get violated by the Dark Priest!!!

I've been doing these polls for a quite a few years now, and I've always included a reference to Shaft as sort of an inside joke.  Let's face it, the Belmont name *and Castlevania* just haven't been the same since Richter got violated by the Dark Priest.  The Shaft changed Castlevania forever.

And here's a little more Shaft bad-assery --the Rondo Resurrection!
Castlevania - Dracula X Chronicles Intro

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Re: The Dark Priest Appreciation Thread
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2011, 07:55:22 AM »
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That explains why Richter had no children, Shaft's violation kinda changed him forever   ;D
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Re: The Dark Priest Appreciation Thread
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2011, 10:28:53 AM »
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Poor Richter.
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Re: The Dark Priest Appreciation Thread
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2011, 11:29:27 AM »
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"What's your name? Shaft..? Oh, heck! Why don't I just call you Palpatine."

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Re: The Dark Priest Appreciation Thread
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2011, 04:17:17 PM »
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Even his HEAD looks phallic.

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This guy really is a walking metaphor for "Mind rape".

And the more I think about it, the more im CONVINCED it was intentional...
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Re: The Dark Priest Appreciation Thread
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2011, 04:43:01 PM »
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The german narration makes it even more bad ass.

For such a powerful character though, he was relatively easy to beat in most of the games he appears in.
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Re: The Dark Priest Appreciation Thread
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2011, 05:45:03 PM »
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Thinking about it --I like the older sounding voice from the PS1 dub moreso than the younger DXC version.
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Re: The Dark Priest Appreciation Thread
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2011, 09:14:08 PM »
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not sure if anyone cares, but, Shaft made his playable debut in Castlevania Puzzle: Encore of the Night...
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Re: The Dark Priest Appreciation Thread
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2011, 10:04:41 PM »
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I've been wondering how Shaft came to BE dark. I think theres a story there.
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Re: The Dark Priest Appreciation Thread
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2011, 11:47:02 AM »
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Quote from: Grim_Creeper on March 11, 2011, 10:04:41 PM
I've been wondering how Shaft came to BE dark. I think theres a story there.

Maybe he was an alter boy that had a bad experience?
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Re: The Dark Priest Appreciation Thread
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2011, 06:27:13 PM »
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Catholic. Not funny at all, cecil-kain.
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Re: The Dark Priest Appreciation Thread
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2011, 06:34:30 PM »
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Quote from: cecil-kain on March 13, 2011, 11:47:02 AM
Maybe he was an alter boy that had a bad experience?
Quote from: Grim_Creeper on March 13, 2011, 06:27:13 PM
Catholic. Not funny at all, cecil-kain.
I thought it was.
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Re: The Dark Priest Appreciation Thread
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2011, 06:46:56 PM »
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Catholic. Very Funny Cecil-Kain ;D . Remember he also violated Maria('s mind) once! He's such a depraved... xD
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Re: The Dark Priest Appreciation Thread
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2011, 06:50:15 PM »
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You aren't a good catholic if you think getting fucked in the ass by your priest is funny. And you ARE going to hell if you feel that way.
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Re: The Dark Priest Appreciation Thread
« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2011, 06:50:55 PM »
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Quote from: Grim_Creeper on March 13, 2011, 06:50:15 PM
You aren't a good catholic if you think getting fucked in the ass by your priest is funny. And you ARE going to hell if you feel that way.
It was a joke, I don't approve it in real life but this DID NOT HAPPEN. Get. Over. It.
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