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Reactions to Certain Castlevania games, Parodivania!
« on: August 31, 2011, 05:55:29 AM »
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okay, I've heard these a million times, and yeah, I'm Parodying these Common quotes of reactions to "Bad" castlevania games, or whatever, this is a satire of that.


CV64-"OMG Motorcycles?!?! THIS GAME FUCKING SUCKS ITS TOO UNREALISTIC!!!"

LoS- "He can't be Dracula?!? THIS GAME IS NOT CASTLEVANIA, ITS NOT, ITS NOT, ITS NOT!!!!

LoS (again) "This Plays Like GoW, IT SUCKS! WHY DOES EVERY RIP OFF GOW!!!!

HoD- "WTF, He's PINK!?!, I'M PLAYING A FUCKING HOMO!! FUCK THIS GAME!!

HD- "Play with MY Freinds!?, FUCK YOU!"

HD (again) "THE GRAPHICS SUCK!, THIS FUCKING GAME SUCKS BECAUSE THE GRAPHICS ARE DS GRAPHICS!!!

HD (last time, I Swear) " WHO THE FUCK IS FUHMA!?, Yeah, Lets add other Non CV Characters like MARIO! This game SUCKS! (based on a true Story)

CoD- (No need to Parody Here)

OoE- " a GIRL!?! THIS GAME IS SO HARD AND I'M PLAYING AS A GIRL!, FUCK THIS GAME!!

Simon's Quest- " WTF DO I DO!? THIS GAME SUCKS, I'M TOO GOOD TO THINK ON MY OWN!

LoI (this is me!) "WHERE THE FUCK IS DRACULA!? (beats game) WTF. WTF!, ORIGINS MY ASS!"

judgement - (all are actually true, this IS a horrible game!)

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Re: Reactions to Certain Castlevania games, Parodivania!
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2011, 06:21:41 AM »
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heh, i think i have a few ideas of how to parody said responses

HD: ZOMG!! ALL THEY DID WAS RECYCLE THE SAME BACKGROUNDS AND SPRITES FROM THE PREVIOUS GAMES!!! AND WHO THE FUCK IS FUUMA!!?! THIS GAME IS A PEICE OF MELTED COW SHIT!!!11

PoR: THE MAIN CHARACTERS ARE SO STUPID!!!1 JONATHAN MORRIS IS AN EMO FAG!!!1111 THIS GAME SUCKS BECAUSE ITS CHARACTERS ARE LAME AND CASTLEVANIA IS JUST ABOUT ANGSTY DHAMPIRES AND CROSS DRESSING VAMPIRE HUNTERS NOT EMO FAGS REGARDLESS OF TIME PEARIOD!!

Legends: BAWW!!! THIS GAME GOT RETCONNED!!!11 EVEN THOUGH THE GAME SUCKS AND THE LEVEL DESIGN IS HORRID AND THE GRAPHICS ARE CRAP I STILL ADMIRE THIS PEICE OF COW TURD!! CURSE IGA FOR REMOVING IT FROM THE TIMELINE!!!!!111

Legends (again): IGA RETCONNED IT CAUSE HE'S SEXIST, BAWWWW!!

HoD: THE MUSIC IS HURTING MY EARS!! FOR THAT SOLE PURPPOSE THIS GAME SUCKS!!11

SotN PSP: WTF!?!?!? THEY REMOVED THE WHAT IS A MAN DIALOUGE!!! EW, THE VOICES ARE TERRIBLE AND THE VOICE FOR MARIA SOUNDS TOO YOUNG!! THIS GAME SUCKS NOW BECAUSE VOICE ACTING MAKES THE GAME, FUCK GAMEPLAY AND EVERYTHING ELSE THAT MADE IT GOOD!!1 (somewhat based on true responses)

LoS: THIS GAME IS A REBOOT!?! AND ITS COPYING GOW AND SOTC!?!?! FUCK THIS GAME!!!!11

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« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2011, 06:29:27 AM »
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Quote from: Kamui Zero on August 31, 2011, 05:55:29 AM

HD- "Play with MY Friends!?, FUCK YOU!"


Okay, I'm chuckling way too much at this one for some reason. It might be because the only part that's a complaint is "FUCK YOU".
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Re: Reactions to Certain Castlevania games, Parodivania!
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2011, 06:41:27 AM »
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This just reads like a list of complaints from Castlevania fans only with added profanities, nothing particularly funny about that but i guess other people might find it amusing.

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WTF, He's PINK!?!, I'M PLAYING A FUCKING HOMO!! FUCK THIS GAME!!
I have to say that I've never heard this one before


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Re: Reactions to Certain Castlevania games, Parodivania!
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2011, 07:11:57 AM »
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Quote from: Deko21 on August 31, 2011, 06:21:41 AM
LoS: THIS GAME IS A REBOOT!?! AND ITS COPYING GOW AND SOTC!?!?! FUCK THIS GAME!!!!11

hardly a satire when it's completely true.
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Re: Reactions to Certain Castlevania games, Parodivania!
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2011, 10:59:18 AM »
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This thread is flamebait... more like for people that don't agree with the majority here so let's make a thread to anonymously bash their opinions
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Re: Reactions to Certain Castlevania games, Parodivania!
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2011, 01:07:49 PM »
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Thread is a let down.  Thought I'd inadvertantly missed a Parodius game completely based on Castlevania: Parodivania!

Ah, well, there's always this!

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Re: Reactions to Certain Castlevania games, Parodivania!
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2011, 04:46:52 PM »
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"WHEW...THAT WAS CLOSE."
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Re: Reactions to Certain Castlevania games, Parodivania!
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2011, 04:55:44 PM »
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It's a funny and clever way to bash other people oppinions, calling it parody.

Most of your parodies are the truth about the games negative points OP. =)
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Re: Reactions to Certain Castlevania games, Parodivania!
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2011, 08:45:45 PM »
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The original poster has never heard of Parovadius.
Someone please link to the Flash of it dammitall!
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Re: Reactions to Certain Castlevania games, Parodivania!
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2011, 09:10:31 PM »
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The 2002 original, 2004 "happy ending", or the 2005 remaster?  '.'  There was a fan film, too...!  Good stuff.
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Re: Reactions to Certain Castlevania games, Parodivania!
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2011, 11:46:54 PM »
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Shit Eric! Had a good laugh with those  :D

Are you gonna make a flash game of ParoVadius? I'd play the hell out of it!
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Re: Reactions to Certain Castlevania games, Parodivania!
« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2011, 02:33:43 AM »
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Ooh! Ooh! Just thought of one.

Bloodlines: "You got your Contra in my Castlevania. BAAWWWW"
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Re: Reactions to Certain Castlevania games, Parodivania!
« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2011, 03:05:36 AM »
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Got a couple for OoE:
-WHAT? NO PLAYABLE BELMONTS?! NO BELMONT = NO BUY!!one!11 (Can also double for the initial release of HD.)
-DID I JUST GET KILLED BY A RETARDED ARMOR WALKING ON HAMMERS? OMG THIS GAME IS UNFAIR!!eleven!
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« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2011, 03:14:05 AM »
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DOS: IT MAKES MY EARS BLEED!!11!1!!
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